Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Kim Kardashian Releases Picture Of Herself @ 14 Years Old. In Related News: R. Kelly Says, "Seems Like You're Ready".


"In order to knock out rumors of plastic surgery, Kim Kardashian has released a picture of herself in a bikini at 14 years old. Kim, if you thought you got lots of perverted emails from the sex tape, you have just unleashed a whole new hell on yourself. Someone please get Chris Hansen on call."

From Kim Kardashian's Official Website:

"QUICK NOTE: I have decided to post this picture to finally put all of the plastic surgery rumors to rest! (BTW, in the '90s it must have been cool to wear my bikini hiked so high up. LOL!)

Dear Curious Cat,

I believe I have answered this question before but here I go again...

I HAVE NOT EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY!!!

I am definitely not against it at all, but haven’t yet had it! Personally, lip injections are the thing I would never do—even if I didn’t have full lips.

I think lip injections look very fake and bad and I wouldn’t want to kiss anyone with stuff in their lips—so I wouldn’t do it to myself.

This is a picture of me when I was about 14 years old in a bikini. I hope after seeing this you guys will never ask me a plastic surgery question again! I have had a size C since I was 11 years old! So one day I will definitely get a lift, but I am waiting until after I have kids. Until then I rely on a great supportive bra! LOL!

All the butt implant rumors are just so not true and now just silly to me. I have answered dozens of times “no I do not have butt implants,” but people just don’t seem to want to believe it!

I have always had an insecurity with my nose... People also have assumed I have had a nose job, but I have not! I look exactly the same as I did when I was a kid, except my nose has grown a little. I hate the bump on the side of my nose, but am way too afraid to mess with my face!

If you are considering plastic surgery, please please please know you can never ever change it back and you will never be the same. That could be a very good thing or a very bad thing! Make sure you have thought long and hard and that the plastic surgeon is board certified and has an amazing track record!

Don’t ever take the cheaper way out! This is your body and ultimately your life!

Yours in truth,
Kim

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Hey Kim,

Can you please let us know what cosmetic surgeries you have done? I am assuming breast implants and lip injections. Perhaps more, but that doesn’t matter. I would like to know because, well first, doesn’t everyone? And second, because I am considering getting plastic surgery, so I would love to know any doctors that I can trust to perform these procedures on myself!

Thank-you!
Curious Cat"

Information Courtesy of: Hellarious.Com

Kim Kardashian's Official Website: Kimkardashian.Com


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Who says that Kim Kardashian doesn't read Livestyle? In an obvious attempt to silence my longest-running-friend-and-brother-from-another-mother Mr. 401 K, Kimmy K has released this R.Kelly approved picture of herself @ the tender age of 14. The plot thickens ... lol.


R.Kelly Approved.

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