Thursday, September 29, 2011

The Brand New NBA 2K12 Commercial Starring Michael Jordan, Drake x Mark Cuban = "Take Care" GameStop®.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Yup, this is yet another HUGE mainstream look for the fetal alcohol syndrome faced Aubrey Graham AKA Drake AKA Drizzy AKA Wheelchair Jimmy AKA Mr. "You Gon' Hype Me Up And Make Me Catch A Body Like That" ... lol. Nahh, let me chill, the top Hip Hop ambassador to EVER emerge from the culturally barren (READ: 0 #SWAG) frozen tundra that is "America's Cap" (NOTE: Sorry Kardinal Offishal ... Y.O.U. never stood a chance bro ... lol) is doing his motherfucking thing! Good shit!

Maino - Glad To Be Alive (Official Music Video)(Off That "Art Of War" Mixtape Available For Download NOW!)

Birthday Cakes Vs. Album Release Dates.

Meanwhile, Back @ The Offices Of Def Jam Music Group In NYC ...

Señor Rozay, Joined By DJ Khaled, Delights A Crowded Conference Room Full Of Do-Nothing A&R's And Collect-A-Check Record Execs With Some Of His Newest Music And Inches Ever Closer To Securing A Release Date For "GOD Forgives, I Don't".

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Listen, I'm not your typical snarky-for-the-sake-of-being-snarky message board menace emboldened by online username anonymity, trumpeting my "gangsta" in "Caps Lock" tough guy outbursts type of blogger. Nope. Not me. I am the antithesis of ANYBODY who aint living it.

I make this declaration for no other reason than to say that I fully understand why after trappin' all day AND all night my nigga "Young Jizzle With The Stamp In The Middle" would want to celebrate his "G-Day" in style with his closest of co-defendants and the requisite cold young light skinned breezy with pretty toes. Niggas gotta applaud that. But, my only thing is, while all of these festivities - while certainly more than appropos given the joyous occasion that is his bornday - are going on release dates are getting pushed back to near "Detox" levels and Rick Ross is running up in Def Jam's NYC offices with ALL of the momentum in the world and 36 ounces of brand new heavily creatine cut ear candy ready to hit the streets! I'm just saying yall. Where's that T.hug M.otivation 103 @ yo? Talk to me.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Live From Milan: Gucci Spring/Summer 2012 Womenswear (Full Show)

Movie Trailer: The Sitter (Starring Jonah Hill) = Hilarious!

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Child: "Where do babies come from?" Jonah Hill: "Vodka." LOL! Words cannot begin to explain how happy I am that this movie was shot pre-stomach stapling/laugh-o-suction (NOTE: Patent pending) surgery Jonah Hill. I'm just saying. Good shit!

Trae Tha Truth Ft. Pyrexx Of ABN - Strapped Up (Official Music Video)(Peep That Good Hood J. Prince Cameo.)

Curren$y - Ways To Kill ' Em (Official Music Video)(Off That DJ Drama Hosted "Verde Terrace" Mixtape Available NOW!)

The Brand New Amazon Kindle Fire Tablet = Fuck Y.O.U. iPad® ... We On Fire Over Here!

"Okay, so it wasn't much of a surprise, but Amazon finally has a tablet, and as expected its name picks up where the Kindle left off: Fire. Of course, rumors of an Amazon tablet date back to this time last year (if not before), but it seems that Jeff and co. have wisely chosen to get this thing out on the open market before having yet another wild and wacky holiday quarter. Bloomberg has curiously reported on some of the details before the event itself kicks off, noting that the 7-inch device will run a version of Android while acting much like a "souped-up Kindle." The real kicker, however, is the price -- at just $199, it's bound to turn heads, regardless of whether you were interested in a slate before. Naturally, that bargain-bin sticker explains the lack of an embedded camera and microphone, though consumers will find WiFi (no 3G, sadly) and a 30-day trial of Amazon Prime. It's also quite clear that Amazon's hoping to make a bigger splash on the content side of things than has been made already by Apple, and with the deals flowing like wine, we wouldn't be shocked if it does just that.

Update: Itching for specs? How's about a 7-inch IPS (!) panel, Gorilla Glass coating, a 1GHz TI OMAP dual-core CPU, 512MB of RAM, 8GB of internal storage and a chassis that weighs 14.6 ounces. There's also access to things you'd expect to have access to: Android Appstore (though no access to Google's Android Market!), Kindle books, magazines, etc. -- all stored for free via Amazon Cloud Storage. Per Jeff: "Delete it and get it back when you want." Oh, and Whispersync now works with movies and TV shows! "When you get home, switch to your big screen TV. Your movie will be right where you left it." While it's clearly Android underneath, the actual UI looks effectively nothing like it -- considering TechCrunch's intel that Amazon went and did its own thing without Google's blessing, we guess that makes some level of sense. Oh, and pre-orders are set to start today (but only for Americans... boo), with shipments heading out on November 15th.

Information Courtesy Of: Engadget.Com

Available Online Here: Amazon.Com

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Rapper. Trapper. Taxidermist. Womanizer. Patron of the arts. Of the many things - flattering and disparaging alike - that I have been called, "technophile" is not an utterance that anyone would readily apply to me or my enthusiasms ... lol. Nope. I mean, I am the guy who just arm wrestled AT&T over my old ass cellphone - and lost! I was perfectly fine with my super antiquated BlackBerry® Curve™ 8310 with the faded "nipple" trackball (NOTE: Or "wackball" depending on how I felt about my phone that day). I don't care about all of the bells and whistles. Anyway, now I have a brand new HTC Status™ phone with a dedicated Facebook update button! *Cue Ric Flair Voice* "Wooooooooooooo!" Smh. Whatever. The BlackBerry® struggle is a thing of the past.

Alas, today as I gaze out upon the wide open information highway, where the streaming lights of blinking modems race by @ upwards of 4G speeds, I do see room for me to merge with the masses. Case In Point: The just unveiled the Amazon Kindle Fire Tablet.

Not only does this baby have a full color 7-inch IPS (NOTE: I.P.S., as used here, is the standard abbreviation for "In-Plane Switching" - an LCD technology which aligns the liquid crystals in a plane parallel to the glass substrates and makes for bettering viewing while consuming less power. Or something like that ... lol) display, Wi-Fi and a 1GHz TI OMAP dual-core CPU it's also an ANDROID™! Well, it runs a version of the über popular Google Android™ system, but @ $199, who's complaining?

Sure, I know it's NOT an Apple iPad®, but this Kindle juiced up on A-Rod sponsored P.erformance E.nhancing D.rugs is a fucking steal my nigga! I don't even read books like that (NOTE: I know, I'm a writer. Crazy, right? LOL. I prefer magazines. Mind your business.), but this is simply too good to ignore homie. As purely a media consumption tool I simply don't see how Y.O.U. could wrong with this tablet for the low-low.  Good shit!


Sunday, September 25, 2011

Señor Rozay x DJ Khaled Take To The "Friendly Skies" In A G5.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Ummmmmmm, but, why are these niggas feet so close together though? This is a G5 plane, right? SMH. Fuck it! "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

The Brunch Bunch Pt. 157

(NOTE: Whereas, as a general rule, I make it a practice to NOT post a sundry of snapshots of any single woman in any single edition of the world famous Livestyle "Brunch Bunch" I have once again found cause to publish multiple photos of this V.ery S.pecial O.ld P.ale club-hopping redbone beauty. I think that we can ALL agree with and completely understand in this specific instance why this had to be done ... lol. Stop playing. This b-a-d itchbay is str8 cold work my nigga! Nice.)

Reverend T.D. Jakes Approved.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

L.E.P. Bogus Boys x Mobb Deep - Gangstaz Only (Official Music Video)

Conan O'Brien Getting Bagged Staring @ Nicole Scherzinger's New Titties = Real Niggas Do Real Things.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Now, not only is Conan O'Brien an official red wigged "Ginger Kid" (NOTE: They have no souls.), but he is also clearly a virile red blooded American man as well! Nicole Scherzinger been a b-a-d itchbay and now her after-market "chesticles" only give us additional incentive and, indeed, implicit license to stare and eye fuck the shit out of her on sight ... lol. I mean, honestly, can Y.O.U. really even blame homie for loitering with his eyes like that? Nope. I didn't think so ... lol. SMH. This hooker knows EXACTLY what she's doing with that dress on yo. Stop playing. #TITTAYS

Rick Ross, Meek Mill, Wale x Pill - By Any Means (Official Music Video)(Teaser)

Maino - Rollin' x Choppa Choppa Down (Freestyles) Live From Japan (Official Music Video)

The Dream (Terius Nash) - Long Gone (Starring Sophia Marie)(Directed By Aristotle)(Official Music Video)(Off That "1977" Free Album Available NOW!)

Helloooooo Ladies: The Chanel Cométe Collection = Twinkle, Twinkle Grown Up Star!

"Chanel’s Cométe collection is inspired by one of their collections from the thirties. The collection includes luscious bracelets, necklaces, watches and earrings inspired by the Parisian night skies. Diamonds, platinum and white gold create a bright white theme for the pieces, but the accents of sapphire, pearl, onyx, amethyst, opal, and tourmaline provide dimension to the pieces."

Information Courtesy Of: Sybarites.Com

Visit Chanel Online Here: Chanel.Com

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: One of the most important tenets of Livestyle is the belief that true style is enduring. Season after season, collection after collection, as the slop-pot of fashion trends is brought to a rolling boil, savvy sartorialists have the uncanny ability to look deeper and distill whatever essence of inspired mode that may exist beneath the chaotic bubbling surface of now. Nothing is new under the sun ... or the moon or the stars. To that end, the Chanel Cométe Collection is right on time for Fall 2011.

As Daylight Savings Time once again comes through to G-Check the sunshine on some gully shit, the 1930's Art Deco channelling Cométe Collection is a breathe of fresh mountain air! These bright baubles composed of platinum, white gold and white diamonds (NOTE: Accented by a stunning assortment of precious gemstones such as sapphire, opal and onyx.) narrate the beauty of the Parisian night sky and add a touch of fairytale-like whimsy to the witching hour. Niiiiiice.

Message To My Livestlye Ladies: Resist any inclination to entertain the pompous cackles erupting from the label whore peanut gallery urging Y.O.U. to stock up on ALL of the pieces from this decadent range. Real talk, while I like the watch and all that, Y.O.U. might do best to cop the earrings - which are almost certainly less expensive - and keep it moving lil lady. Accessorize wisely. Good shit!