CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Whilst I'd much, much, much rather watch your standard issue generic big booty bitches, money and cars G-Unit video than be subjected to this hospital burn unit bullshit that got 50 Cent in full NOT so special effects creepy Freddy Krueger face mode, this song itself is un-fuckin'-deniable homie. I aint heard Curtis give it up like this in awhile. Message To 50 Cent: Now, THIS is how it should be done. Stay the course!
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Having spent the better part of yesterday wrapped up in a whirlwind of unwrapping presents against a blessed backdrop of bountiful holiday bites and loving family, I was obviously remiss in doling out my wishes of Christmas cheer to my beloved Livestyle community. My apologies. Thankfully, my sentiments of peace, L.O.V.E. and good will towards all are non-perishable. With that, I invite Y.O.U. all to free your hide-bound hearts and rejoice in the universal spirit of charity and faith.
Yes, "faith" ... that most confuzzling of constitutions. In this case NOT a faith that regularly pits mainstream ecclesiastical Christians against hardline literal Christians that deem our common Christmas celebrations as nothing more than socially acceptable corporate sponsored Pagan ritualism, but a faith that celebrates our shared humanity and isn't afraid to hand out some kick ass gifts ... lol. Stop playing. Message To The Loyal Livestyle Community:GOD Bless Y.O.U., one and all.Now, pass the Coquito!
(NOTE: As previously discussed, although the publishing of multiple - mouthwatering though they may be - images of any single voluptous vision of #LUST in any given "Brunch Bunch" post is greatly discouraged, I am not afraid to pull the trigger and temporarily suspend this particular fundamental statute of the Livestyle governing charter when both the need AND nature arises ... lol. Besides, it's Christmas homie ... a little extra L.O.V.E. always makes the perfect gift. You're welcome. You're ALL welcome!)
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:Look, for all of his punchliney lyrical talents and above average MC'ing capabilities, Fabolous still has an uncanny knack for delivering underwhelming formulaic sappy efforts when it comes time to drop a full length album, but his mixtapes ... his mixtapes are an entirely different story my nigga.
That having been said, I'ma most definitely download this DJ Drama hosted "T.here I.s N.o C.ompetion 3(Death Comes In The 3's)" mixtape come Christmas Day and see what the fuck is up with the homie Sport Lo. Hopefully "T.I.N.C. 3" avoids the trash bin. LOL. I mean, off top this "A Fabolous Christmas" promo trailer is cinematic cocaine, so I'm expecting the whole batch to comeback when it's time to cook. SMH. Forgive me for my brief, albeit potentially confusing, excursion into drug dealer lingo ... lol. Just know that 12/25/11 is almost here boys and girls! Stay tuned.
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:Ummmmmm, was Drake styled by Mase circa 1996 for this video? Really my nigga? Baseball gloves? That's how Y.O.U. feel? I don't care if son is flammin' a Supreme x The North Face® Leopard Print Nuptse ... 1 does NOT cancel out the other. As a matter of fact, if you're not a girl, 99% of the time leopard print is str8 unacceptable! Fuck the dumb shit. Niggas just need to chill ... seriously.
Anyway, I thought that a grown man rocking Nike baseball gloves without nary a batting cage in sight was horrific enough, but that fashion snafu pales in comparison to Lil Wayne and his fluorescent lime green moonboots. SMH. I had to deadass do a double take when I 1st seen them shits. I just witnessed this turkey throw up his "I-pay-for-protection" honorary Blood Gang "B"'s, hop his ass up off the hood of a classic California ganxta standard red 1964 Chevrolet Impala and attempt to get his G-stroll on in a pair of fluorescent lime green moonboots! And I know aint NOBODY on that video set told that nigga nothing! For shame YMCMB, for shame. Question For The Youth: And these are your idols? No bueno.
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:First and foremost, what the fuck kind of True Blood/The Vampire Diaries shit is this? This family photo is like anti-Christmas. When the misinformation Conservative cabal @ FOX News and their soft minded surrogates go off on a tangent about there being some far reaching Liberal/Socialist/Communist (NOTE: Because, afterall, they're all the same thing, right?) conspiratorial "War On Christmas", THISKardashian Family Christmas Card for Holiday 2011 is precisely the type of shit they're talking about b. SMH. I mean, this picture and it's timing is almost inappropriate. When your name is synonymous with vacuous vanity fare why Y.O.U. would choose to release a picture that is all Vanity Fair for the Holidays is beyond me. Un-fucking-believable!
Speaking of "un-fucking-believable", how about Kourtney's ass in this picture though my nigga? It's like Kim and her wagon didn't even suit up and hit the field for this photoshoot. Plus, she's surrounded by pure unadulterated evil 1%er #SWAG in the form of baby pops Scott Disick and their demon spawn Mason ... AKA Son Of #SWAG ... lol. Shit is most definitely real.
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