The Difference Between Democrats x Republicans 101.

"A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.'

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.'

She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Democrat.'

'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me. '

The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Republican.'

'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.'"

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: The humor in the above examples comes from their commentary that each border on downright expert analysis of the very real contrasts between your typical Democrat and your typical Republican. Sure, these are broad generalizations intended to simplify the electorate, however, the Democratic Party is approximately 75% P-U-S-S-Y according to ALL current Census Bureau data available. Conversely, Republicans DO, by-and-large, expect everybody else to pay for and dress their self inflicted wounds for them, yet are obviously more politically disciplined than their Democratic counterparts.

As much as many of Y.O.U. may not like to hear this, Democrats have alot to learn from the GOP and their "spin" tactics. Yes, the RNC's propaganda prowess is unmatched. If the DNC could just take their balls out of their recycled hemp purses and combine their socially all inclusive policies with the RNC's masterful ability to navigate the narrative and define themselves and their opponents, we would be unstoppable homie!

Barack Obama has been campaigning non-stop for the better part of the last 2 years (some would even argue that he's actually been campaigning since the Democratic Convention in 2004 where he delivered his incredible "Audacity of Hope" speech) and we cannot allow him to lose this crucial election. No excuses ... it is mandatory that we effectively organize and rush the voting booths come November 4th.