Monday, June 30, 2008

Real Men Of Genius = Hilarious!

Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy:

Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor:

Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy:

Mr. Rolling Cooler Guy (Just In Time For Summer):

Bud Light Real Men of Genius Mr. Gangster Rapper Posse Member (You Know Who You Are):

Grow Up: Make Dinner Reservations Online.

Look, I'm a chicken and broccoli man, from my Timbs to what I order @ Kum Kau's or, when I'm the hood the hood, Mr. Chan's on Flatbush Avenue and Fenimore. With that said, I believe in exploring and experiencing new things. Maturity should bring a certain amount of class and enhance your overall pedigree. When you get there and it's time to eat as well as you dress ... here's the site for you:
Open Table - Find a restaurant » Choose a table » Book online
Their restaurant database is international. I don't wanna hear any excuses people! LOL. Bon appetit.

"It's Time To Get Sinister!"

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If you don't already have this mixtape, you need this mixtape.  
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The BBC/Ice Cream Boys Are Back!

I have NEVER been a fan of the tight jeans Skittle© colored candy look so, thankfully, they toned it down for their 2008 Fall roll out. You might catch me in 1 or 2 pieces from this line. Can you pick out the vintage Ralph Lo inspired pieces?

Believe it or not, I respect Pharrell's style ... he is a true artist. I just can't fuck with all of the lames who don't know the difference between appreciating and taking specific cues from another person as opposed to completely "vamping" (old school word of the day!) a nigga's whole style.  Have some fucking' integrity!  Oh yeah, I think that the BBC/Ice Cream lookbook layout is pretty rad too.



Look @ The Lookbook

Captain O.G. Readmore Says ... The 4 Hour Work Week Is What's Up!

This is the 1st installment of my "Captain O.G. Readmore" series. As with everything else on this blog, I'm just posting things that I like. It is what it is.

I think that the homie Sickamore recommended this book to me awhile back. The premise of a "4 Hour Work Week" was simply too much for me to pass up. I haven't read word 1 of this book yet, but I'd love to hear from anybody that has read this book and applied it to their life. Shiiiiiiiiiit, I've been blogging all night. According to this book, all I need to do is hit the studio for the rest of the week and my work is done ... lol. The .PDF download link is located below. Being a dumb thug just won't cut it in today's world.  

Some of the topics covered in this book include:

• How to outsource your life to overseas virtual assistants for $5 per hour and do whatever you want
• How blue-chip escape artists travel the world without quitting their jobs
• How to eliminate 50% of your work in 48 hours using the principles of a forgotten Italian economist
• How to trade a long-haul career for short work bursts and freuent "mini-retirements"
• What the crucial difference is between absolute and relative income
• How to train your boss to value performance over presence, or kill your job (or company) if it’s beyond repair
• What automated cash-flow “muses” are and how to create one in 2 to 4 weeks
• How to cultivate selective ignorance—and create time—with a low-information diet
• What the management secrets of Remote Control CEOs are
• How to get free housing worldwide and airfare at 50–80% off
• How to fill the void and create a meaningful life after removing work and the office

Download Link: 4 Hour Work Week? Sign Me Up!

"Niggas Threw 2 @ Me ... I Threw 4 Back!"

Jay-Z hadn't really responded in interviews regarding the bullshit comments that Noel Gallagher of Oasis had made about a Hip Hop artist performing and headlining @ London's hallowed Glastonbury concert ... so, I guess that this is what he had on deck. I can't front, this was a creative way for the homie to get back @ his detractors.

Performace Footage Courtesy Of: Worldstarhiphop

Below is a video clip of the original Oasis song that he's mocking. This was their biggest hit in the U.S. of A ... good music is good music.

There Should Be A Limit.

New Orleans bred rapper Master P and his son Romeo will be relaunching their P. Miller Designs apparel line exclusively through Wal-Mart this summer.

According to Billboard, P. Miller Designs will be available at about 350 Wal-Mart stores starting in July and will include graphic T-shirts, fleece hoodies and fashion denims.

Master P described his revamped apparel line as “high fashion at an affordable cost.”

“Wal-Mart stands for everything P. Miller does,” Master P said. “It’s America and diversity. Our whole thing is price point. I want to put out affordable clothes where the masses can buy them.”

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Master P can't nearly be worth 400 million anymore, right?


Raekwon @ The Hundreds (L.A.)

I guess that after the B.E.T. Awards, Rae stuck around Los Scandalous shopping and soaking up the sun in his Louis Vuitton Evidence shades. Maybe he's even in the studio cooking up his long awaited album. Hey, we can all hope, right?

L.A. Pictures Courtesy Of The Hundreds

The New York Times Weighs In On Urban Fashion.

This is disturbing on soooooooooooo many levels.  Is this what's considered dope to the whippersnappers these days?  This slideshow OR slimeshow was featured in the New York Times about a week ago or something.  Don't let this be you in any of these tacky ass pictures yo!  Click the link below, allow the new page to load and turn up the volume.

If You Remember This Commercial, You Are Old New York!

My brother-from-another-mother Ojae FYC has really got me on this old school New York City shit. Like, before Forty Deuce became all Disney-fied and kids still broke into the conducters booth on the train, got on the mic and let the whole world know who was in the house! It was all about Georges Marciano Guess© and Ralph Lo head to toe and my hollow ass puffy Gucci link (Who said that was "slum gold"? LOL) back then my nig.  Anyway, there will be alot more videos like this here-and-there. Maybe I'm showing my age, but fuck it! You've gotta love it.

Gimmie The Loot: "And If She's Resistant ... BLOGGER, BLOGGER, BLOGGER!"

Recently I was informed by a few of my close friends and family members (Yes, I am talking to Y.O.U. Kyle AKA 401K) that they have grown really tired of my random emails interrupting their productive work days. In their exasperation they suggested that I either shut the fuck up OR start compiling my rants into blogs, stuffing them into canisters and shooting them into cyberspace! If you are reading this, then you know that I chose the latter. Sooooooooooooooooo, here I am ... read 'em and weep kid!