CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: As an able bodied heterosexual man who has had an eye on Ms. Keri Hilson for quite some time, one might, with good reason, presume that I would be ALL over this new and improved (?) extra sexified version of "Keri Baby" ... AKA Ms. Hilson if you're nasty. But, I'm actually not. Why? Because her "man-eater" shenanigans reek of desperation and seem forced. On the low, I wouldn't be surprised if shorty is really a lesbian ... real talk. Yup, that's just how awkward this whole sex-pot schtick seems coming from her. She moves with a lack of confidence that is painful to watch. It is as if we are witnessing the confused interpretation of what it means to be erotically provocative as seen through the doe-like eyes of a young actor whom is neither comfortable nor conversant with either the "slutty" and/or the "sexy" demands of her new role.
Message To Keri Hilson: Y.O.U. are much too talented to have to resort to the slut crutch so early in your career. It's like Y.O.U. don't trust the music on your new album to speak for itself and, instead, decided to hitch your wagon to the tired floozy float in the already crowded hoe parade. No bueno. Message To The Livestyle Community: Please be advised that there is NO conflict of interest here boys and girls. I will shamelessly watch AND enjoy this video. Sure, I'll judge myself a bit, but we ALL know that the bulk of the blame rests on her pretty ass ... lol. Holla @ ya boy in BK!
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:In Related News: Apparently, all it took was a little friendly competition in the looks department from Nicki "Blame It On The Butt Pads" Minaj and Angel "Hydrogel Honey" Lola Luv to force Trina to renew her long expired gym membership card ... lol. Yup, after falling off a cliff a few years back, the self-proclaimed "Baddest Bitch" is trying to rebound stronger than Shawn Marrion on these young hoes! Me likey! Good shit.
The First Lady Of LiveStyle Says:@SongzYuuup released the news about this leaked version of "Invented Sex" earlier today via Twitter featuring the legend we know as Usher and the talented Ms. Keri Hilson. She definitely bodied her verse, but it was better to hear Usher "Re-Invent Sex." Between me and Y.O.U.it almost sounded like he was trying to teach his young protegé a lesson. I wonder what my friend Rio has to say about this. Whatever the case may be, lesson learned. So what if I gave Y.O.U. a double dose of Trey today? Admit it ... it was worth it. I'm not complaining, my fellow LiveStyle Ladies aren't, and Y.O.U. better not be either! Enjoy! ;c )
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Believe me, I take no joy in admitting to this, however, to thine self I must be true - I have been an active enabler in my little sister's self-destructive and debilitating Trey Songz addiction. I apologize for her behavior. She will be seeking professional help over Christmas vacation ... please keep her and other young women afflicted with the Trey1N1 virus in your prayers. Message To Aisha: Dude, get a room!
Congratulations Fab! I feel like he is one of a select few taking everything by storm right now. I appreciate and respect his grind. It must be a BROOKLYN thing! Keri looks nothing less then stunning. And this just might be my favorite hook she's done since Help with Lloyd Banks. Glad she has progressed in her career to come to this point. Because, sadly enough, no one really knew who she was on Rotten Apple. That's funny, because now, just a few years later, nobody really knows who Lloyd Banks is ... how's that for a role reversal ... lol. I keed. I keed. Oh yeah, Ryan Leslie is a genius. I really shouldn't have to expect less from him. With that being said...
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:Now, do we really need another pro-baller/anti-financially-challenged man-bash anthem? No. However, this isKeri Hilson that we're talking about here and my girl is desperately searching for a hit record ... lol. Remember Boys And Girls: Nothing sells like appealing to the lowest common denominator! Fuck it! She's still good money in my book. Holla @ ya boy in BK!
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