CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:Apparently, Ms. Minaj wasn't the only Hip Hop impressario taking their talents to London this weekend. Press "PLAY" on the above video and watch the homie "Young Jizze With The Stamp In The Middle" captivate the audience @ Indigo 02 nightclub serving up that raw snowflake to our mates across the pond. Cheers!
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Now THIS looks like a muthafuckin' video! As such, please join me in giving some much deserved thanks to up-and-coming director du jour @Taj_TPK and his budding cinematic prowess; for it appears that, because of him, we can now ALL finally put the recent red-light district, digi-cam disaster that is the "O.J." visual behind us and together move on to greener pastures as a people. *Cue Funkmaster Flex High Powered Dick Rider Voice*"Movie! Movie! Movie!" LOL. C.T.E. Wooooooooooooorld!
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:QUESTION: If it's Tuesday, February 28, 2012 and your name is Young Jeezy and you're full stride in the midst of running a promotional victory lap celebrating your latest retail musical installment, "TM 103: A Hustlaz Ambition" having just gone gold in only it's 5th week of release, what do Y.O.U. do with your night? ANSWER: Y.O.U. take your unique brand of motivational speaking talents to TBS and deliver a rousing televised speech for #TeamCoco , that's what!
Last night, after having chopped it up with the inimitable Betty White backstage, Mr. "All White Everything" himself, accompanied by cue-ball impersonator/contemporary crooner Ne-Yo, hit the stage to give Conan O'Brien and his audience a little "G.L.C." (NOTE: That is simply a timely and very specific to this entry appropriate acronym for "Ganxta Love and Care" and bears no relation to that rapper from Chicago. Y.O.U. know ... that guy who is kinda down with G.O.O.D. Music, but Y.O.U. don't really know who he is ... you're just faintly familiar with his name. Yeah! That guy! LOL) with his current single "Leave You Alone". My nigga is doing his thug thizzle! Where all the naysayers @ now? Hoes. C.T.E. Wooooooooooooorld!
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Not that I care in the least bit, but, apparently a terrific feat of scheduling magic was performed in making this video allowing both eager-to-please-the-"BAWSE"M.M.G. upstarts, Meek Mill and Wale, to kinda co-exist with Young Jeezy on this joint. I say "kinda" because, well, niggas aint never share a shot together. *Cue Kanye Shrug*Whatevs. No lives are being changed with this video boys and girls. It is what it is.
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:Ehhh, whilst I'm not a huge fan of subtitles in general and, in the case of this particular video the bordering-on-offensive yet admittedly phonetically expedient explanation of the character "José"'s presumably impenetrable "Spanglish" dialect by means of such delineation, it is nice to see that, for once, Señor RozayDIDN'T automatically speed-dial Meek Mill and instead scrolled further down the M.M.G. contact list to holla @ Gunplay, Torch and x________________________ (Insert name of 3rd "Nobody-Knows-Who-The-Fuck-He-Is-And-That's-Extra-Wack-Because-Niggas-Barely-Know-Who-The-Fuck-Gunplay-And-Torch-Are" Triple C's member here) for a look in this clip. It is what it is. This visual is still shittin' on my nigga "Young Jizzle With The Stamp In The Middle"'s "OJ" flop ... and that's precisely the type of shit that DEmotivates the thugs ... lol. "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:Ladies and gentlemen, I am going to go on record right now and declare this video a crime against humanity. There is absolutely NO reason that a song this good should have a video this cheap. SMH. They look like they shot this video with the budget of an unemployment check.
Look, we live in a day and age where this nigga Rick Ross keeps his chubby paws on the trigger and is easily letting go like 4 high quality visuals per month for mere freestyles and mixtape joints(!) and still Mr. "Trap Or Die" himself, the blow baron moving white stones like Sharon (NOTE:Yup! I still got my bars up nigga!), "Young Jizzle With The Stamp In The Middle" appears content to just #KanyeShrug his way through life and drop colossal White Castle® burger fueled crappola on the world like this!? Nahh, yo this shit can't rock ... and Young Jeezy is my muthafuckin' man! Ayo! Word up, that wack ass red light effect alone should have made this whole production shutdown EARLY! Whatevs. It is what it is.
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:Yup, "Young Jizzle With The Stamp In The Middle" knows how to bring the hood out in full force every muthafuckin' trip!
Now, of course your standard issue music industry movers and shakers paid loyal homage to Young Jeezy on the eve of the release of his oft pushed back "T.hug M.otivation 103" L.ong P.layer (NOTE: And now Y.O.U. know what L.P. stands for ... lol) and made the proper pilgrimage to NYC's Sunshine Theater for the premier of his Samuel L. Jackson narrated docu-movie, "A Hustlaz Ambition", followed by an after party @ the swanky lounge-as-gastropub Beauty & Essex, but seeing my brother-from-another-beautiful-motherPUSH! Montana and Wink Loc in attendance just took this event to another level! SMH. Is there anywhere on GOD's green earth that BrooklynDON'T go? That's a rhetorical question my G. Yes, I am unabashedly partial to my niggas ... and there is absolutely nothing that Y.O.U. can do about it CHUMP! LOL. C.T.E. Wooooooooooooorld!
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