Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt, I Know What You Are Doing THIS Summer ... And I Like It!

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Of course any and EVERY red blooded heterosexual male with properly functioning eyeballs already knew that Jennifer Love Hewitt had the type of fluffy hooters that lesser women regularly go all Nip/Tuck for @ like $5,000 USD a clip, but where oh where did she get all of that new booty from though my nigga!?

Thanks to the monster that is Hollyweird and it's unrepentant worship of unrealistic and often unhealthy Eurocentric beauty standards, Ms. Hewitt has long been ridiculed and labeled "chubby" by the tabloids ... not that real niggas ever subscribed to such silly notions. Fast forward to Summer 2011 though and this preferred snow bunny is clearly embracing the full glory of her womanly curves. Shorty is str8 murdering that Herve Leger bandage dress boy! Yup, Jennifer Love Hewiit is draggin' a wagon ... and that wagon now contains CAKE! LOL. Y.O.U. gotta L.O.V.E. it! Salute this woman!

Helloooooo Ladies: The Christian Louboutin "Madame" Tall Boots = MESHamphetamine.

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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: That's right ladies! Just when Y.O.U. thought it was safe to say, "the Devil may care" to your Nair® and carelessly neglect your pedicure appointments during the frosty Winter months, leave it to Christian Louboutin - the lord high exalted of the modern stiletto - to artfully call your bluff. The Christian Louboutin "Madame" Tall Boots are, literally, simply stunning. Sans all of the bells and whistles that clutter many contemporary heels, the "Madame" boot is merely peek-a-boo mesh, Italian leather trim and signature red-lacquered sole ... a triumphant trifecta of cool as any I've seen.

Honestly, I have heard complaints that this "barely there" style runs a great risk of appearing cheap. Nevertheless, I am of the opinion that the wearer of ANY article of clothing is the ultimate decider of what may or may not translate as "cheap". Basically, put a bust down bitch in a titillatingly tight Herve Leger dress and her "cheapness" will stain the arm pits ... lol. That's no reflection on the quality of the dress - aint nobody's fault but hers ... lol. Feel me? It is what it is.

The minimalist beauty of this boot notwithstanding, I do, however, see a few problems on the horizon. I have dark and gloomy premonitions of wealthy women with gnarly toes slipping their hooves into these pairs and, worse still, knock-offs of this austere design taking up wall space @ Bakers come Spring 2010.

Now, clearly none of those possible points of contention are the concern of Christian Louboution, nor should they be. Where I can place blame though is the extreme price tag of $1,325. Yeah, I feel Y.O.U. mama ... @ a price like that you'd probably want a complete boot ... lol. Hey, don't shoot the messenger. Holla @ ya boy in BK!