The Official Livestyle Memorial Day Weekend 2012 Miami, Florida G-Cap Starring: Meek Mill, Fabolous, 2 Chainz, DJ Khaled x Diddy!

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(NOTE: SM-Muthafuckin'H. The nigga hosting this video is quite possibly the lamest fuck boy on the planet, buuuuuuuuuut Tity Boi AKA 2 Chainz is on it, so a hood pass has been respectfully granted.)
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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: While federally recognized and observed as a holiday for us as a nation to take pause and honor the selfless men and women of our armed forces whom have perished in the fight to ensure our collective freedoms, the majority of us - myself equally culpable and included - pretty much take Memorial Day for granted and view it as little more than the unofficial white boat shoe kick-off to yet another ice cold Corona® Extra beer Igloo® cooler filled Summer. And it should represent oh so much more.

Alas, I am, however, able to bandage my wounded half-assed, self-righteous sense of situational patriotism and civic duty (NOTE: Whatever the fuck that means ... lol.) with the forgiving gauze of the knowledge that I am taking NO part in the annual Super Bowl of niggerdom (NOTE: Yup, Y.O.U. read that right.) that is Memorial Day Weekend in Miami, Florida ... lol.

Non-stop nouveau riche AND wannabe nouveau riche shenanigans for 72 hours? Nahh, I'm good. Hey, sometimes it's all about cheap personal victories ... lol. In any event, please enjoy this patented Livestyle video "G-Cap" of a handful of this weekends star studded(?) festivities. Happy Memorial Day 2012!!!!

RozayVision: French Montana x Rick Ross Toast To His Record Deal With MMG x Bad Boy x Rick Ross Brings In The New Year @ Club Cameo In Miami, FL With DJ Khaled, Diddy x More.

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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

Birthday Cakes Vs. Album Release Dates.

Meanwhile, Back @ The Offices Of Def Jam Music Group In NYC ...





Señor Rozay, Joined By DJ Khaled, Delights A Crowded Conference Room Full Of Do-Nothing A&R's And Collect-A-Check Record Execs With Some Of His Newest Music And Inches Ever Closer To Securing A Release Date For "GOD Forgives, I Don't".

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Listen, I'm not your typical snarky-for-the-sake-of-being-snarky message board menace emboldened by online username anonymity, trumpeting my "gangsta" in "Caps Lock" tough guy outbursts type of blogger. Nope. Not me. I am the antithesis of ANYBODY who aint living it.

I make this declaration for no other reason than to say that I fully understand why after trappin' all day AND all night my nigga "Young Jizzle With The Stamp In The Middle" would want to celebrate his "G-Day" in style with his closest of co-defendants and the requisite cold young light skinned breezy with pretty toes. Niggas gotta applaud that. But, my only thing is, while all of these festivities - while certainly more than appropos given the joyous occasion that is his bornday - are going on release dates are getting pushed back to near "Detox" levels and Rick Ross is running up in Def Jam's NYC offices with ALL of the momentum in the world and 36 ounces of brand new heavily creatine cut ear candy ready to hit the streets! I'm just saying yall. Where's that T.hug M.otivation 103 @ yo? Talk to me.

Señor Rozay x DJ Khaled Take To The "Friendly Skies" In A G5.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Ummmmmmm, but, why are these niggas feet so close together though? This is a G5 plane, right? SMH. Fuck it! "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

ThisIs50.Com "So Disrespectful" Live From The 2011 MTV VMA's Red Carpet (Trailer)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: This nigga asked Sean Kingston's lumpy lesbian looking ass, "When you going jet skiing again man?". Bwaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I can't wait to see the full video. Hey, when making relevant music fails miserably, if nothing else, 50 Cent and his gang of surrogates will ALWAYS know exactly how to get under these Charmin® Ultra Soft industry weirdos skin ... lol. Good shit!

Rick Ross, Gucci Pucci x Co. Confront Kreayshawn Backstage @ The 2011 MTV VMA's x Footage Of Señor Rozay's 2011 VMA Weekend In L.A.

Get More: 2011 VMA, Music

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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: "Where they taking Stretch?". LOL! That White bitch sounded scary as all H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks once her token Black male protector was unceremoniously booted from the backstage area of the 2011 MTV VMA's by L.A.'s worst. SMH. Shiiiiiiiit, that might have been the best thing to ever happen to Kreayshawn's super friend though because, from the looks of things, them M.aybach M.usic G.roup goons had homeboy lined all the way the fuck up! That single act of divine intervention may have very well saved that man's life. Hey, if there's 1 thing that an ex-C.orrections O.fficer knows how to do, it's restrain a muthafucka ... lol. Stop playing. *Cue Rick Ross Voice* "Fuck a blog dog, 'cause one day we gon' meet ... I'ma spazz on yo ass like I'm on E!" Ha haaaaaaaaaa!

In related news, when not personally confronting vapid children in contraband possession of USTREAM.TV accounts and rabid tongues, Señor Rozay spent the rest of his 2011 MTV VMA's holiday weekend tearing up the "City Of Angels" like a true "Teflon Don"! "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

DJ Khaled Ft. Fabolous, Jadakiss x Mary J. Blige - It Aint Over, Till It's Over (Official Music Video)

Rick Ross "I Am Still Music" Tour Pt. 2 Vlog 1: Pt. 2 Kickoff Live From Hartford, CT.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: "BAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

DJ Khaled "Las Vegas" Vlog (Starring: Mike Tyson x DJ Paul Of Three 6 Mafia)

Behind The Scenes: DJ Khaled Ft. Fabolous, Jadakiss x Mary J. Blige - It Aint Over, Till It's Over (Official Music Video)

BEHIND THE SCENES OF "IT AINT OVER,TILL IT'S OVER" from DERICK G on Vimeo.

DJ Khaled Ft. Drake, Rick Ross x Lil Wayne - I'm On One (Official Music Video)

Rick Ross x Maybach Music Group Hot 97 Summer Jam 2011 Takeover Live From The New Meadowlands Arena, NJ (Co-Starring Diddy, DJ Khaled x More!)

Sooooooooooooooo, Yeah, Hot 97 Summer Jam 2011 Happened Yesterday. This Is What Y.O.U. x I Missed.

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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Not to be completely outdone by such niggerific shennanigans as Memorial Day Weekend in Miami and Black Bike Weekend in Myrtle Beach,SC, we in the NYC Tri-State area have our very own annual Hot 97 Summer Jam (NOTE: Which is promptly followed up next weekend by the annual National Puerto Rican Day Parade - a caliente mess of irresponsibly spandexed mamis, fly tetas and more! Yes, June is one H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks of a month in New York City. Word to the ghost of Freaknik ... lol) @ New Jersey's brand new Meadowlands Arena. As the scent of weed wafted from the bleachers and the sounds of Hip Hop's curent heavyweights blared from the speakers, for 1 night @ least - this year - ALL in attendance got to pretend that DJ Mister Cee is NOT a stone cold homosexual and that all was right with the world ... lol.

Lil Wayne and his YMCMB team of tax write-offs (NOTE: Excluding Drake (Who was there) and Nicki Minaj (Who was in absentia from her hometown concert due to a scheduling conflict that saw everybody's favorite "Mattel® "Booty Shot" Barbie®" poppin' her pink plastic @ the 2011 MTV Movie Awards) headlined the show while a braless Señor Rozay and his extra lidocaine cut cohorts hit the stage for the 2nd biggest set of the night. Above are some of the highlights. Enjoy!

Rick Ross x Maybach Music Group Memorial Day Weekend Miami, FL Takeover 2011 (Behind The Scenes: "I'm On One" Video Shoot x More!)

Ace Hood Ft. Lil Wayne x Rick Ross - Hustle Hard (Remix)(Official Music Video)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Smh. I have 2 glaring issues with this video. Number 1: This visual for Ace Hood's "Hustle Hard (Remix)" should have dropped last month. Why? Because, contrary to whatever horseshit DJ Khaled may be feeding his tax write off of an artist, people only like this song because of it's infectious hook and star-studded guest features. Ace Hood is expendable. Niggas need to take a hard look in the mirror and accept that fact b. Number 2: Green screen. If Y.O.U. aint fucking with DreamWorks SKG® type quality software my nigga ... don't do it. Chris Live AKA Shaker has spoken.





Leave it to the pros bro.

DJ Khaled x Friends - Welcome To My Hood (Remix)(Official Music Video)

Behind The Scenes: DJ Khaled x Friends On The Set Of The "Welcome To My Hood (Remix)" Video Shoot.

ON SET OF "WELCOME TO MY HOOD" REMIX FEAT. THE WHOLE WORLD from DERICK G on Vimeo.

In True "#1 Stunna" Style, Baby Shows Off His Brand New $2 Million Maybach 62s Landaulet Convertible.

DAZED 1 VIDEO: BIRDMAN's NEW ALL WHITE MAYBACH 62s LANDAULET CONVERTIBLE from DERICK G on Vimeo.

Rick Ross "Super Bowl XLV Blog" Day 1 (From M.I.Yayo To Dallas)

RICK ROSS THE UNTOUCHABLE MAYBACH EMPIRE SUPERBOWL BLOG DAY 1 from DRE FILMS / MAYBACH FILMS on Vimeo.

Fat Joe "Tales From The Darkside" Eps. 1, 2 x 3: Talks Biggie Wanting To Clap DJ Clue, Booking Biggie's 1st Paid Show x R.Kelly's Boxing Skills.

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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Although it may not be reflected in his rhymes, as anyone who has ever shared a studio session with him can attest, Fat Joe is 1 H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks of a storyteller.

Blessed with a salesman-like gift of gab and an endearing "every man" wit, not to mention being so closely linked to DJ Khaled, and one might have thought that Joey Cooked Coke would have taken to the internet with his "Tales From The Darkside" web series a looooooooong time ago. I mean, son's album is about to drop like TODAY, right? And he's only on his 3rd webisode? Really? Clearly, the lessons of Rick Ross's video-after-video-after-video relentless online media assault didn't make a dent with the geniuses up @ KOCH Records on Fat Joe's "The Darkside Vol. 1" promotion team. It is what it is.

Anyway, while the 1st 2 installments could have been longer, the homie from the BX borough laces listeners with some special memories about the late, great Biggie Smalls and a funny ass story about R.Kelly putting the beats on niggas in a ghetto Chicago "Fight Club" ... lol. Say what Y.O.U. will about Terror Squad top dog's talent, but this man's Hip Hop roots run crazy deep my nigga. Watch and learn. Good shit!