The Official Livestyle Memorial Day Weekend 2012 Miami, Florida G-Cap Starring: Meek Mill, Fabolous, 2 Chainz, DJ Khaled x Diddy!

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(NOTE: SM-Muthafuckin'H. The nigga hosting this video is quite possibly the lamest fuck boy on the planet, buuuuuuuuuut Tity Boi AKA 2 Chainz is on it, so a hood pass has been respectfully granted.)
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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: While federally recognized and observed as a holiday for us as a nation to take pause and honor the selfless men and women of our armed forces whom have perished in the fight to ensure our collective freedoms, the majority of us - myself equally culpable and included - pretty much take Memorial Day for granted and view it as little more than the unofficial white boat shoe kick-off to yet another ice cold Corona® Extra beer Igloo® cooler filled Summer. And it should represent oh so much more.

Alas, I am, however, able to bandage my wounded half-assed, self-righteous sense of situational patriotism and civic duty (NOTE: Whatever the fuck that means ... lol.) with the forgiving gauze of the knowledge that I am taking NO part in the annual Super Bowl of niggerdom (NOTE: Yup, Y.O.U. read that right.) that is Memorial Day Weekend in Miami, Florida ... lol.

Non-stop nouveau riche AND wannabe nouveau riche shenanigans for 72 hours? Nahh, I'm good. Hey, sometimes it's all about cheap personal victories ... lol. In any event, please enjoy this patented Livestyle video "G-Cap" of a handful of this weekends star studded(?) festivities. Happy Memorial Day 2012!!!!

Nicki Minaj Ft. 2 Chainz - Beez In The Trap (Official Music Video)(Directed By Benny Boom)(NSFW)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Sure, Nicki Minaj's lead single from her sophomore salvo, "Roman Reloaded", co-stars Hip Hop's current audio accessory du jour/feature-of-the-month, Tity Boi BKA 2 Chainz, but that's not the real story here. Nope. The real story, indeed, the true scoop here is how this video may quite possibly represent - both symbolically and literally - the complete erosion of my resistance to the Build-A-Body trend sweeping the globe. With this single sinful cine director Benny Boom has quite possibly created the perfect T&A promo PSA for Nicki "Mattel® "Booty Shot" Barbie®" Minaj and her like-minded ass shot having pock-marked posterior friends. SMH. I guess that even good ole "eye candy" is all preservatives these days, huh? Fuck it. Cake! Cake! Cake!

2 Chainz Ft. Meek Mill - Stunt (Official Music Video)

Red Cafe Ft. Diddy, 2 Chainz x French Montana - Let It Go (Remix)(Official Music Video)

2 Chainz Ft. Jadakiss - One Day At A Time (Official Music Video)(Directed By Jim Jones)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, of course, any contemporary Hip Hop aficionado worth his/her salt is no doubt familiar with the appellation "Jimmy From 5H" - a reverent designation bestowed upon Jim "Last Man Standing For Chrissy Lampkin" Jones by his childhood friend Cam'ron in recognition of his humble Harlem beginnings in an apartment demarked "5H". Get it? Got it? Good.

However, now, in 2012, allow me to formally submit the possibility that the very same "H" in "5H" is evolving and, in the not too distant future, may come to represent much more than an apartment number. Indeed, the honorable letter "H" when mentioned in association with Jim Jones may come to mean "Hype" ... as in Hype Williams. Nahh, let me chill ... but it IS nice to see Mr. "Love And Hip Hop" get back behind the camera lens and diversify his artistic portfolio. I mean, I don't think Y.O.U. could really put "I'm not a tough guy, but I play one on T.V." on your resume, right? Yeeeeeeeeeah, probably not. LOL.

Oohh, lest I forget boys and girls ... this song itself meets the standard for a schedule I narcotic and thereby legitimately qualifies as a controlled substance. Don't push the "SNOOZE" button on the homie 2Chainz too hastily either my nigga ... especially since he kinda DOES body Jadakiss (NOTE: Who clearly smoked a zip of "Dour" and "mailed it in" on his verse, but still.) on this track. ".40 hit 'em, leave 'em wet ... baptized ... and you know I'ma sucker for long hair and wet thighs ..." Wooooooooooooooo! That's that real "Codeine Cowboy" talk right thurr boy! LOL. Good shit!

LRG Presents: Freddie Gibbs Ft. 2 Chainz - Neighborhood Hoes (Official Music Video)(Co-Starring Real Life Board Certified Professional Bad C-Section Scar Wearing Neighborhood Hoes)

Freddie Gibbs Feat. 2 Chainz - Neighborhood Hoes from LRG on Vimeo.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Listen, Valentine's Day was yesterday boo. Now, back to our regularly scheduled P.I.M.P. programming.

2 Chainz Ft. T.I. - Spend It (Remix)(Official Music Video)

2 Chainz - Money Makin' Mission (Official Music Video)(Off That "TruREALigion" Mixtape Available NOW!)

#NP: 2 Chainz Ft. Young Jeezy, Yo Gotti x Birdman - Slangin' Birds (Off That "TruREALigion" Mixtape Available NOW!)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: "You not iller ... I'm Godzilla on hard liquor ... if my baby momma cheatin' I hope GOD with her!"