Showing posts with label Jadakiss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jadakiss. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Jadakiss Ft. Styles P. - Dope Boy (Official Music Video)


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Of course, I not only saw, but actually posted the "behind the scenes" footage for this video ... so, I knew the horrors that awaited the public. But, because I L.O.V.E. this "Dope Boy" record sooooooooooooo much, I somehow mustered the delusional buoyancy to temporarily convince myself that the bootleg Muppets might NOT be such an embarrassingly b-a-d idea for the homie's J-To-The-Muah and one Styles Pinero. SMH. Boy (NOTE: Heroin slang euphemismistic pun completely intended.) was I was wrong. Incredible song. Mediocre (NOTE: And I am being uber kind.) video. It is what it is.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Jadakiss "Nightmares And Migraines" (In-Studio Performance) Live With DJ Kay Slay On Shade 45 @ StreetheatTV.Com.


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Sadly, although not remotely surprisingly anymore, Jadakiss's latest mixtape, "Consignment" is a painfully mediocre mish mosh of forced sounding songs that find this legendary trap talking superhero squandering his considerable lyrical prowess over copycat trend mimicking ill-fitting production ... as usual. However, that doesn't mean that there aren't some momentary Mikimoto® cultured pearls of brilliance to be pulled from the wreckage of this 19 track disaster.

Word to Mommy, I only fux with like 5 joints on this mixtape, but those 5 songs are amazing ... and "Nightmares And Migraines" is @ the top of my list. When a nigga opens up a verse with a jewel like, "If you aint getting no money, that dumb shit is senseless ... I'm moving that dog food from Maryland to Memphis ...", Y.O.U. know shit is about to get extra authentic. Good shit!

Sunday, February 26, 2012

2 Chainz Ft. Jadakiss - One Day At A Time (Official Music Video)(Directed By Jim Jones)


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, of course, any contemporary Hip Hop aficionado worth his/her salt is no doubt familiar with the appellation "Jimmy From 5H" - a reverent designation bestowed upon Jim "Last Man Standing For Chrissy Lampkin" Jones by his childhood friend Cam'ron in recognition of his humble Harlem beginnings in an apartment demarked "5H". Get it? Got it? Good.

However, now, in 2012, allow me to formally submit the possibility that the very same "H" in "5H" is evolving and, in the not too distant future, may come to represent much more than an apartment number. Indeed, the honorable letter "H" when mentioned in association with Jim Jones may come to mean "Hype" ... as in Hype Williams. Nahh, let me chill ... but it IS nice to see Mr. "Love And Hip Hop" get back behind the camera lens and diversify his artistic portfolio. I mean, I don't think Y.O.U. could really put "I'm not a tough guy, but I play one on T.V." on your resume, right? Yeeeeeeeeeah, probably not. LOL.

Oohh, lest I forget boys and girls ... this song itself meets the standard for a schedule I narcotic and thereby legitimately qualifies as a controlled substance. Don't push the "SNOOZE" button on the homie 2Chainz too hastily either my nigga ... especially since he kinda DOES body Jadakiss (NOTE: Who clearly smoked a zip of "Dour" and "mailed it in" on his verse, but still.) on this track. ".40 hit 'em, leave 'em wet ... baptized ... and you know I'ma sucker for long hair and wet thighs ..." Wooooooooooooooo! That's that real "Codeine Cowboy" talk right thurr boy! LOL. Good shit!

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Young Jeezy Ft. Fabolous x Jadakiss - O.J. (Official Music Video)


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Ladies and gentlemen, I am going to go on record right now and declare this video a crime against humanity. There is absolutely NO reason that a song this good should have a video this cheap. SMH. They look like they shot this video with the budget of an unemployment check.

Look, we live in a day and age where this nigga Rick Ross keeps his chubby paws on the trigger and is easily letting go like 4 high quality visuals per month for mere freestyles and mixtape joints(!) and still Mr. "Trap Or Die" himself, the blow baron moving white stones like Sharon (NOTE: Yup! I still got my bars up nigga!), "Young Jizzle With The Stamp In The Middle" appears content to just #KanyeShrug his way through life and drop colossal White Castle® burger fueled crappola on the world like this!? Nahh, yo this shit can't rock ... and Young Jeezy is my muthafuckin' man! Ayo! Word up, that wack ass red light effect alone should have made this whole production shutdown EARLY! Whatevs. It is what it is.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

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Friday, May 13, 2011

Rick Ross - Maybach Music III (Official Music Video)("Self Made" Album Promo)


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Sooooooooo, what does one do when T.I.P. is in jail and he has neither the luxury of time nor the patience to reach out to Jadakiss and Erykah Badu to shoot a proper visual for a song that they recorded together? Well, if Y.O.U. are a boss - and, like it or not, Rick Ross most certainly is - Y.O.U. effect an executive decision to film a video for the song in question, "Maybach Music III" off of your "Teflon Don" album, sans the aforementioned artists highlighting only your verse and transform this taping into a 1 man commercial broadcast promoting your upcoming M.aybach M.usic G.roup showcase "Self Made" compilation to ALL the bloggers of the world! Smh. This nigga Señor Rozay is a muthafuckin' movie! Yes, his counterfeit kilogram nose candy talk has officially become certified ear candy to us ALL. Y.O.U. can't fight it. "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

Friday, May 6, 2011