Dude, Where's My Bailout?

T.A.R.P. Application .PDF File Download Link Here: The Official Bailout Billions Raffle Ticket

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Last night, whilst procuring my necessary daily political fix, the brilliant Rachel Maddow over @ MSNBC (more or less the best political channel for your money when they are not running agonizingly long "Lockup" marathons because their breadth of programming has failed to adequately yet match their popularity ... lol) put me on to this troubling information. Yes, the .PDF file that I have provided a link to above is the very same application that banks across the country had to file in order to qualify for a piece of the billion dollar pie that the American tax payers baked and that Wall Street execs threaten to skip out on.

Dude, have Y.O.U. ever had to fill out a loan application? Fuck that, how about a cellular phone contract? Well, both of those agreements demand more of their candidates than this bailout bonanza bullcrap right here. Seriously, Y.O.U., just have to read this 2 page(!) application to believe it. We should have all filled these out my nig ... lol. Wooooooooooooooooow! Holla @ ya boy in BK!

Jay-Z & Kanye West Live @ MSG Premiering "Jocking Jay-Z" Snippet x Big Tymers - Big Ballin'

BLUEPRINT 3 from kwest on Vimeo.

As mentioned in a post 2 days ago, Jay-Z is on the verge of a new album The Blueprint 3 (The Gift & The Curse & The Exorcism Of Beyonce Knowles maybe?) and is in full promo mode. I knew that he wouldn't do a cover of Vibe Magazine just because it's their 15th Anniversary issue ... he's selfish like that.  Business is business. 

Anyway, the above video is a pretty HQ clip of the "Jockin' Jay-Z" song that he debuted @ Kanye's MSG show a few days back AND, below, is a bonus vintage Cash Money Records video for the Big Tymers's song "Big Ballin'" a portion of which Mr. West flipped and interpolated for the new Jay-Z song's hook. Checkout Mannie Fresh's 1st bars @ the top of the 2nd verse. Also, see if you can find Young Buck in the video as well.

Incidentally, this particular Cash Money record is the joint that made me fuck with their music early. Me and my brother Niketown still let this shit knock out the truck homie ... if you hear this song somewhere around Brooklyn now, it's probably us ... lol. By the time that this dropped in 1998, Master P was sooooooooooo 1997.