Kanye West's "Say You Will" Freestyle Live In Melbourne, Australia = Trojan® MAGNUM® #Realityrap

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: After nearly accidentally killing his fast flourishing career as a result of his much publicized Antares© Auto-Tune™ erotic asphyxiation addiction during the recording of his surely emotionally cathartic, albeit artistically jumbled album, "808's And Heartbreaks" and subsequently recovering from said problematic proclivity, Mr. West, Mr. West briefly fell off the wagon last night and tempted fate with this hilariously honest robo-voiced 7 minute-plus "freestyle" over "Say You Will" @ a tour stop in Melbourne, Australia.

The REAL "Lamestream Media" (NOTE: Yeah, fuck Y.O.U. Sarah Palin! I took your cretinous catchphrase and flipped it. Y.O.U. made it a hot Fox News soundbyte ... I made it a hot addition to my post ... lol.) tried to Taylor Swift-boat this young man's livelyhood after he bumrushed the stage of the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards show, but with endearing real nigga waiting-on-my-latenight-slide lines like, "I left the door cracked open ... New ... New York City is dangerous! I could've been robbed!", the hood has no choice but to ride for Chi-Town's Finest! Message To Newport™ 100's Chain-Smoking Svedka Robot Girl AKA Ms. Amber Rose: Are Y.O.U. listening to this baby? Good shit!

Mike Tyson Provides Some Thoughtful Commentary On Sarah Palin x Her Interracial Sexcapades With Glen Rice.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: LOL!!!! Son said, "She met the womb shifter ..." Ha haaaaaaaaa! I'm out yo! Leave it to the man who in 1986 @ the age of 20 became the youngest boxer in history to unify ALL 3 heavyweight title belts - WBC, WBA and IBF - to now in 2011 revolutionize the slang game and unify the hood with the instant classic "womb shifter" ... lol. Hey, that's just #MIKEBEINGMIKE. Let's go Brooklyn!

Happy Birthday U.S.A!!!!!!!!!!!

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Fuck Sarah Palin and all shortsighted Conservative "tea bag" lickers, but, this 4th of July 2010, I deem it completely apropos to paraphrase "Caribou Barbie®" and say, "Grill baby grill!" ... lol. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

The Kanye West x Louis Vuitton Footwear Collaboration Has Just Hit Stores x The "Gay Fish" Deserves Some Applause!

"The much awaited Kanye West X Louis Vuitton Sneakers have finally hit the stores and we have some closer and more detailed shots of the kicks for everyone. The opulent luxury sneakers come housed in a matte Louis Vuitton box with the words “Louis Vuitton et Kanye West” printed on them. The shoes are stored away carefully in Louis Vuitton dust bags and each pair of shoes come with extra laces and an envelope containing mini booklets. Good things come in nice packaging, and we will admit it, the classy packaging makes these new kicks more desirable. Afterall, we do live in a highly commercial and materialistic world. Get yours at Louis Vuitton retailers."

Information Courtesy Of: Freshnessmag.Com

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Although my interest in the Kanye West x Louis Vuitton Footwear collaboration has subsided in recent months (and continues to drop sharply in direct proportion to the impossible amount of Hipsterific hype heaped upon them), 1 thing that hasn't changed is my respect for Mr. West's ability to take Hip Hop culture and fashion to the next level.

Even though I do NOT adhere to his desperately "daring to be different" Trendoid emboldening tendencies (NOTE: Much of which I blame on the tumultuous 2 years leading up to his Antares© Auto-Tune™ asphyxiated cry for help of an album, "808's And Heartbreak" ... so, he gets a teeny tiny pass ... lol), thanks (?) to Philadelphia hoodster honey Amber Rose he has chopped off the human raccoon cap/mullet, gave her his "murse" and actually copped his latest pair of Balmain jeans from the men's section - yes, he seems to be taking the long "walk of shame" back home to Reality-ville. Too b-a-d these Louis Vuitton kicks were designed while he was still buggin' the fuck out because, had they not had the "FRO-ny" tail inspired heel padding and them gay ass "Rhinestone Cowboy" tassle laces, I might have been able to really fuxs with these ... I mean, like, seriously ... lol.

In any event, while we both approach this fly shit differently, with the release of this ground (and wallet) breaking collection I have got to give it up to the homie. Kanye West has successfully managed to tie the Nike streetwear world and the high fashion world of Louis Vuitton together and has built a bridge to somewhere (No Sarah Palin!) where the code of the corner and the glittering runway can, eventually, both co-exist - Livestyle L.O.V.E.'s that! Real recognize real.

Special 30 Minute Barack Obama Campaign Commercial AKA Y.O.U. Are Now Baracking With The Best!

With the election only days away I have increasingly become a bit touchy about the direction and overall tone of the Obama Campaign's message. They have done nothing wrong (aside from Joe "Foot-In-Mouth" Biden and his irresponsible comments to Democratic fundraisers last week which raised the specter of Obama being "tested" by hostile world leaders should he become President of The United States) and I would like for them to keep it that way. Basically, it's prevent defense time. Now is no time for tricks; stick the script and get this man into office. Understandably, in light of such very real concerns, I was unsure of exactly how an HD Techni-Color Obama-Vision infomercial would "play in Peoria" ... lol.

I mean, from the outset, many of the attacks levied against Barack Obama have assailed his success and have egregiously conflated his personal excellence with elitism and, @ this point of his candidacy, I did not want this display to come off as arrogant and presumptuous. Thankfully, it did not.

This 30 minute buy out that blared across 7 major networks earlier tonight @ 8PM was host to a brilliant narrative that was less about Obama than it was about the people whom he's had the pleasure of meeting and speaking to along the campaign trail. This montage of memories was a highlight reel of the real "real" America covering the entire poly-ethnic, mulit-aged and multi-cultural range of the electorate. Somebody needs to pass the word to that bird Sarah Palin. Y.O.U. know what? On 2nd thought, don't bother. Oh yeah, contrary to John McLame and his legion of liars and lobbyists, Barack Obama's T.V. spot did NOT preempt the ever important 2008 World Series (Which the Philadelphia Phillies won by the way. Kudos.), it simply knocked out the pregame show to a game that, thanks to major rain delays, was being rejoined in the bottom of the 6th inning anyway.

If Y.O.U. have not yet seen it - watch it NOW. If Y.O.U. have already seen it - Y.O.U. know that Y.O.U. want to watch it again. Barack Obama has done his part and now, come November 4th, we ALL must do ours. Take nothing for granted.

Saturday Night Live Is So Live That They Had To Start The Jokes On Thursday.

NOTE: For some reason, major media outlets have horrible computer integration when it comes to embeddable players and, unfortunately, the same holds true for NBC. Their media player sucks! In lieu of the full clip that's available online @ NBC.Com, I put up this bullshit clip. It is what it is. Enjoy.

For the last few weeks, and running up until the actual election, Saturday Night Live has been pulling double duty and giving straight up comedy fans and political partisans alike a special Thursday night serving of their currently super sharp wit and biting satirical commentary regarding this year's election season.

Tina Fey came back and has more or less stayed on to hold an eerie mirror up to Republican V.P. candidate Sarah Palin's unqualified face, so, it only made sense for SNL to bring back the great Will Ferrell on last night's episode to reprise his hilarious George W. Bush impersonation. I mean, it is a scientific fact that 60% of the time Will Ferrell is funny all of the time ... lol. Y.O.U. already know that this has to be good.

Terry Tate Brings The Pain To Sarah Palin!

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

I sooooooooooooo wish that this video was real.

It's Official: Lisa Ann Nails Sarah Palin.

I, for one, think that it's about time that highly venerated XXX milf Lisa Ann be afforded such a magnificent acting role and career opportunity. As reported earlier on Livestyle, shorty is like a freaky bizarro porn version of the Republican D.P. ... excuse me ... V.P. candidate Sarah Palin. I know what DVD/Blu-Ray disc every "Joe The Plumber" cracker wants to stuff their stocking this Christmas ... lol.

Diddy Blog #27 - Sure, Sarah Palin Is A Scary Bitch, But John McLame Has Just Become Scarier.

Wooooooooooooooooooow! I thought that Diddy was upset when Stefanie used a "Sock Monkey" jack-in-the-box type toy that looked suspiciously like the racist "Sambo" caricature to unsuccessfully illustrate to a room full of Black judges how "surprising" her talents as an assistant would be in the season finale of "I Wanna Work For Diddy" ... lol. This is clearly worse.

According to Diddy, John McLame's "that one" comment, from last night's debate, has him now even more scared of the increasingly despicable Republican presidential ticket! I personally didn't take the "that one" comment to be racist; I just saw an old man tight as H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks that this young whipper snapper named Barack Obama is beating the crap out of him in every poll. I can't front though, John McLame will not be happy if he becomes the 1st White guy in the history of the United States to lose to a Black man running for Commander In Chief.  Fuck the dumb shit yall - it's all about November 4th.

XXXtra! XXXtra! Read All About It! Sarah Palin Porn Movie Update!

"Exclusive First Look: The Sarah Palin Porn Flick


So the company that placed an ad on Craigslist seeking a Sarah Palin lookalike for a porn shoot? Hustler! A spokesperson for founder Larry Flynt confirms that the film has already been shot, but wouldn't release the name."

Read The Full Story Here: Radaronline.Com


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: This story has certainly developed considerably within the last 72 hours. When I 1st posted the Craigslist ad in a previous entry, I just assumed that it was a funny, yet virtually insignificant, advertisement for some rinky-dink porn company looking to shoot a low budget spoof about Sarah Palin on some "quick-get-the-money" shit. Boy, was I wrong!

I've just found out that not only is Larry Flynt and his Hustler organization producing this skinematic epic(tentatively titled "Riding Pipeline" OR "Nailin' Palin" depending on which source you quote), but, in addition, it has been confirmed that they have cast 1 of my all time favorite MILFs, Lisa Ann, in the lead role. No, apparently the party does not stop ... lol.


Lisa Ann's Wikipedia Entry (Recently Updated): Wikipedia.Org

BONUS:

While preparing this post, I happened across this candid interview with Lisa Ann. Nobody really wants to listen to a porn chick wax poetic about the XXX industry, but, this clip is special because she is wearing glasses in it. It's like she's already in character ... clearly, this was a role that she was born to play! Now, can Y.O.U. see her as Sarah Palin? I can.

There's No Debate: Sarah Palin = Bad For V.P./Good For D.P.

"NEED SARAH PALIN LOOKALIKE ASAP FOR ADULT FILM (LA)


Reply to: gigs-836109998@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-10, 8:20PM PDT


Looking for a Sarah Palin lookalike for an adult film to be shot in next 10 days.

Major adult studio.

Please send pix, stats etc. ASAP

Pay: $2000-3000

No anal required




Location: LA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $2000-3000"

Craigslist Entry Here: Craigslist.Org


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Who didn't see this cumming a mile away? LOL. I had to run with that joke, right?

Anyway, Sarah Palin has been fetishized by political junkies and casual election observers alike. Basically, her sexy secretary/lusty librarian look is about to usher in a new day of MILF mania ... lol. Calling all angular faced, older White women who wear the shit out of some Lisa Loeb style glasses and rock hair buns! Roll film!