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Thursday, August 12, 2010
NEW MUSIC: Rick Ross - The Summa's Mine (Young Jeezy Diss)(Produced By Lil Lody)(Dirty)(NO DJ)
Streaming Audio/Download Link: Rick Ross - The Summa's Mine (Young Jeezy Diss)(Produced By Lil Lody)(Dirty)(NO DJ)
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Look, with ambiguous yet clearly hollow tip pointed lines like, "Self-made, you just affiliated, really a waterboy, really you entertainment" and "I’m livin’ large, this niccas been a mark, they used his credit cards just to get they rental cars", I refuse to believe that this Rick Ross "The Summa's Mine" joint is anything but a diss record cooked up apparently overnight and served piping hot and fresh just for Young Jeezy this morning ... lol.
Ex-C.orrections O.fficer or NOT Señor Rozay kind of had to do this, right? Right. I fux with this shit yo. Now, it's time to start naming names! Let the games begin. "BAAAAAAAAAWSE!"
Ex-C.orrections O.fficer or NOT Señor Rozay kind of had to do this, right? Right. I fux with this shit yo. Now, it's time to start naming names! Let the games begin. "BAAAAAAAAAWSE!"
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
NEW MUSIC: Young Jeezy - Death Before Dishonor (B.M.F. Freestyle)(Rick Ross Diss)(Dirty)(NO DJ)
Streaming Audio/Download Link: Young Jeezy - Death Before Dishonor (B.M.F. Freestyle)(Rick Ross Diss)(Dirty)(NO DJ)
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Believe me, I take no joy in posting this Young Jeezy "Death Before Dishonor" B.lowing M.oney F.ast freestyle.
This response to Rick Ross and his criminal identity crisis of a song is upsetting NOT because it's a clear diss record - Señor Rozay's Gold Medal Flour® masquerading as authentic M-I-Yayo Colombian cartel linked kilogram tales of snort yore are suspect @ best and, therefore, open him up to all kinds of legitimate scrutiny - but, because Mr. 17.5's rebuttal is so damn b-a-d ... and NOT in that cool opposite-meaning Run DMC OR L.L. Cool J "Give me that walkie talkie" way either ... lol.
Listen, everybody knows that I fux with Jeezy - he's ridden a nearly flawless streak of classic hoodster material to the top of the rap game since dropping "Thug Motivation" back in 2005 - so I've largely paid no mind to all of the fickle critics announcing a premature postmortem on his career, however, I would be a motherfucking liar to say that things look good for him right now. Son's music just aint hitting these days my nigga.
Message To Young Jeezy: "Lose My Mind" almost made me lose my lunch when I heard Plies on it (NOTE: The solo version with Y.O.U. alone on it is the shit though). "All White Everything" featuring Yo Gotti was a step in the right direction although it's barely doing anything. And, "Jizzle" with Lil Jon ... well, I don't even wanna talk about that horrible, horrible mistake homie.
Of course you've got all the right in the world to dump a few shots @ the "Bawse" for running with your team's name to the top of the charts, but, please don't turn into 50 Cent my nigga. Bitter and whiny is NOT becoming. Scrap the bullshit and just get back to motivating the thugs and delivering that uncut raw that make a Hip Hop fiends body jerk. Y.O.U. already know!
This response to Rick Ross and his criminal identity crisis of a song is upsetting NOT because it's a clear diss record - Señor Rozay's Gold Medal Flour® masquerading as authentic M-I-Yayo Colombian cartel linked kilogram tales of snort yore are suspect @ best and, therefore, open him up to all kinds of legitimate scrutiny - but, because Mr. 17.5's rebuttal is so damn b-a-d ... and NOT in that cool opposite-meaning Run DMC OR L.L. Cool J "Give me that walkie talkie" way either ... lol.
Listen, everybody knows that I fux with Jeezy - he's ridden a nearly flawless streak of classic hoodster material to the top of the rap game since dropping "Thug Motivation" back in 2005 - so I've largely paid no mind to all of the fickle critics announcing a premature postmortem on his career, however, I would be a motherfucking liar to say that things look good for him right now. Son's music just aint hitting these days my nigga.
Message To Young Jeezy: "Lose My Mind" almost made me lose my lunch when I heard Plies on it (NOTE: The solo version with Y.O.U. alone on it is the shit though). "All White Everything" featuring Yo Gotti was a step in the right direction although it's barely doing anything. And, "Jizzle" with Lil Jon ... well, I don't even wanna talk about that horrible, horrible mistake homie.
Of course you've got all the right in the world to dump a few shots @ the "Bawse" for running with your team's name to the top of the charts, but, please don't turn into 50 Cent my nigga. Bitter and whiny is NOT becoming. Scrap the bullshit and just get back to motivating the thugs and delivering that uncut raw that make a Hip Hop fiends body jerk. Y.O.U. already know!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
NEW MUSIC: Foxy Brown Ft. Lil Fame & BAM - Let 'Em Know (Produced By Easy Mo Bee)(Dirty)(NO DJ) x A Special LiveStyle Commentary.
Streaming Audio/Download Link: Foxy Brown Ft. Lil Fame & BAM - Let 'Em Know (Produced By Easy Mo Bee)(Dirty)(NO DJ)
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Alright, confession time: In my highly respected, learned and esteemed opinion, Foxy Brown is the most complete Femme Cee of all time. Even as my fingers tap away @ my laptop keyboard I can feel the pulses of Lauryn Hill fans slowing; mouths tasting like copper and the left sides of their bodies numbing as they go into stroke mode. Be clear though, while I believe Foxy to be the most complete, I cannot tout her as the best female MC because she (NOTE: Sadly, like 99.9% of all other female rappers) went "bat shit" waaaaaaaaaaaay before she could rightfully claim her throne.
Yes, Inga has never written all of her rhymes, but she is fully capable of such feats of individual achievement. Go back and listen to her early discography - If a verse of hers doesn't sound like Nas or the vintage Versace verbiage of Jay-Z AND it's kind of a rambling materialistic mish-mosh of Mafioso dreams chances are high that she indeed wrote it herself. True story. She has the flow and (when she's not fucking around with her tonal expressions) the voice. She is naturally and uniquely gifted. Sure, I've had more than enough run-ins with shorty to know that her delusional "diva" demands far exceed her current smutted-out-by-tons-of-high-ranking-and-low-level-hustlers-alike social value (Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell her that it's NOT 1997 anymore ... lol), but, as far as rap goes, when Fox Boogie is on point, there aint a bitch that can touch her.
Anyway, thanks to purely shock-value lines like, "The streets talking/Got the hood goin crazy/Niggas heard I fucked with Ross and had the nigga baby/They said I fucked with Nas and now they say it's AZ/But on the low the real nigga was Jay-Z" AND "I cancel all you broads/Dismantle all you broads/Thump a print in my Miu Miu sandals on you broads/Slam a bitch on her back like I'm John Cena/Fuck That, I ain't Eve, I ain't Kim, I ain't Trina/I'm BK's Don Diva" this joint could easily be dismissed as desperate, but I'll still give honey an 'A' for effort. Yeah, I know that the Easy Mo Bee production sounds dated as all H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks and that the nigga BAM on the track with Fox sounds like a bullshit slow-flow Treach, but, fuck it! It is what it is. (NOTE: My nigga Lil Fame is on there too, but he's only responsible for the hook ... no harm, no foul ... lol)
Message To Foxy Brown: We get it. Jay-Z fucked Y.O.U. in every possible sense of the word. Y.O.U. don't like Lil Kim, Trina, Eve and x____________________________ (Insert Random Female Rappers Name Here). Cool. So, after all that, now what Y.O.U. really trying to do ma? Holla @ ya boy in BK!
(LtoR: Foxy Brown and Brooklyn's very own Jimmy Henchmen)
Yes, Inga has never written all of her rhymes, but she is fully capable of such feats of individual achievement. Go back and listen to her early discography - If a verse of hers doesn't sound like Nas or the vintage Versace verbiage of Jay-Z AND it's kind of a rambling materialistic mish-mosh of Mafioso dreams chances are high that she indeed wrote it herself. True story. She has the flow and (when she's not fucking around with her tonal expressions) the voice. She is naturally and uniquely gifted. Sure, I've had more than enough run-ins with shorty to know that her delusional "diva" demands far exceed her current smutted-out-by-tons-of-high-ranking-and-low-level-hustlers-alike social value (Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell her that it's NOT 1997 anymore ... lol), but, as far as rap goes, when Fox Boogie is on point, there aint a bitch that can touch her.
Anyway, thanks to purely shock-value lines like, "The streets talking/Got the hood goin crazy/Niggas heard I fucked with Ross and had the nigga baby/They said I fucked with Nas and now they say it's AZ/But on the low the real nigga was Jay-Z" AND "I cancel all you broads/Dismantle all you broads/Thump a print in my Miu Miu sandals on you broads/Slam a bitch on her back like I'm John Cena/Fuck That, I ain't Eve, I ain't Kim, I ain't Trina/I'm BK's Don Diva" this joint could easily be dismissed as desperate, but I'll still give honey an 'A' for effort. Yeah, I know that the Easy Mo Bee production sounds dated as all H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks and that the nigga BAM on the track with Fox sounds like a bullshit slow-flow Treach, but, fuck it! It is what it is. (NOTE: My nigga Lil Fame is on there too, but he's only responsible for the hook ... no harm, no foul ... lol)
Message To Foxy Brown: We get it. Jay-Z fucked Y.O.U. in every possible sense of the word. Y.O.U. don't like Lil Kim, Trina, Eve and x____________________________ (Insert Random Female Rappers Name Here). Cool. So, after all that, now what Y.O.U. really trying to do ma? Holla @ ya boy in BK!
(LtoR: Foxy Brown and Brooklyn's very own Jimmy Henchmen)
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
NEW MUSIC: Beanie Sigel - How I Can Kill Jigga Man (Dirty)(NO DJ) x Think Big (Dirty)(NO DJ)
Streaming Audio/Download Link: Beanie Sigel - How I Can Kill Jigga Man (Dirty)(NO DJ)
Streaming Audio/Download Link: Beanie Sigel - Think Big (Dirty)(NO DJ)
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: See, now THIS is that bullshit. Initially, I readily recognized the merit in Beanie Sigel's displeasure with his former boss Jay-Z, however, he becomes a significantly less sympathetic character with each diss record. Why? Because his argument is now spiralling into a hissy fit tantrum of errant shots that will surely ricochet and kill the little career that he has left.
Message To Beanie Sigel: For Y.O.U., this "beef" is personal and very real. For 50 Cent this is simply a convenient gimmicky addition to his tried-and-true signature rap "beef" marketing plan. Oh yeah, in case Y.O.U. aint get the memo my nigga, this shit hasn't helped your new friend's album sales too much. Prepare to get dropped kid.
Message To Beanie Sigel: For Y.O.U., this "beef" is personal and very real. For 50 Cent this is simply a convenient gimmicky addition to his tried-and-true signature rap "beef" marketing plan. Oh yeah, in case Y.O.U. aint get the memo my nigga, this shit hasn't helped your new friend's album sales too much. Prepare to get dropped kid.
BONUS:
50 Cent Brings Beanie Sigel Out On Stage @ The Myspace Release Concert For B.efore I. S.elf D.estruct And Mockingly Throws Up The ROC.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
50 Cent x Beanie Sigel Interview @ Power 99 FM In Philadelphia = Curtis Gives A Lesson In Leverage.
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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: It is no secret that 50 Cent has long been itching like a dope sick fiend on the avenue @ 8AM for a valid reason to go toe-to-toe with Jay-Z and playing Captain-Save-A-Bro to Beanie Sigel has afforded him the perfect opportunity to go to war.
As I have said previously, I do believe that Beanie Sigel's "beef" with Young Vito holds weight, but, he is clearly being played as a pawn in 50 Cent's ongoing I-am-desperate-to-remain-relevant chess game. Can't Y.O.U. just see the battery pack in The Broad Street Bully's back? Maaaaaaaaan, 50 Cent is a bonafied hustler! Duracell® aint got shit on this ... lol.
As I have said previously, I do believe that Beanie Sigel's "beef" with Young Vito holds weight, but, he is clearly being played as a pawn in 50 Cent's ongoing I-am-desperate-to-remain-relevant chess game. Can't Y.O.U. just see the battery pack in The Broad Street Bully's back? Maaaaaaaaan, 50 Cent is a bonafied hustler! Duracell® aint got shit on this ... lol.
Monday, November 2, 2009
A LiveStyle Editorial: Beanie Sigel Vs. Jay-Z AKA "I Aint Your Average Cat" Aint Your Average Diss Track.
Streaming Audio/Download Link: Beanie Sigel - What You Talkin' About (I Aint Your Average Cat)(Dirty)(NO DJ)
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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: This most unfortunate of stories has been brewing since last Friday afternoon, but, as a matter of strategy, I have been reluctant to weigh in because I knew that it would develop into much more, and, as usual, I was right.
While the "What You Talkin' About (I Aint Your Average Cat)" track aint nothing nice, in his interview, Beanie Sigel gave, what I deem to be, a heartfelt admonition (NOTE: Not to be confused with your standard contrived rap "beef" meat marketing plan diss) of his former boss and friend Jay-Z. I can certainly see his point. For the record though, I don't even feel like the big homie was throwing shots @ Sigel on his BP3 Intro ... rappers sure are a hyper sensitive bunch.
Anyway, I myself have always wondered why Jay-Z didn't appear on more singles of his artists and push them towards greater success. I mean, Jay-Z's "Blueprint" could have easily been their cheatsheet ... lol. His name alone could have propelled his artists to platinum plaque status, but, he reneged. Why?
Well, in my esteemed opinion, it is because as great as he is, Shawn Corey Carter is a selfish asshole. Mind Y.O.U. I do think that he is the "bee's knees", however, I do have unique insight here as I have personally seen Mr. Young Vito "Voice Of The Young People" look his Louis Vuitton Millionaire shaded eyes the other way and not even acknowledge many of his old hardbody comrades from the streets of Brooklyn as well ... I know this much to be true. That having been said, Beanie Sigel is no saint, his addictions made him unbearable @ specific points in his life and he should not be viewed without blame. You've gotta man up my G. As with much of life, this is complicated.
I truly hope that both parties can reconcile, but, I can't call it my nigga. Jay-Z is the type of person who has no qualms with cutting people off when he feels, correctly or incorrectly, that they are not holding their own. I invite Y.O.U. To hear ALL sides of this tumultuous story. Let's see how this unfolds.
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Behind The Scenes: 50 Cent x Tia Kemp's (Rick Ross' "Baby Momma") Photoshoot @ Smooth Magazine.
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: *Cue Red Café "Hottest In The Hood" Voice* "And the beef goes on ... and the beef goes on ... and the beef goes on ..." LOL! Whatever!
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
50 Cent Rushed To Hospital After Listening To Fat Joe's New Album x His Heart Felt Plea To The Public = Hilarious!
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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: It appears that former G-Unit member in exile, Young Buck, along with many other unfortunate victims have refused to heed 50 Cent's sage advice regarding the reckless endangerment of eardrums that can occur during improper playing of Fat Joe's newest L.ong P.layer, J.O.S.E. 2. Be clear, according to newly appointed Hip Hop Audio Surgeon General, Curtis Jackson, Y.O.U. should most definitely NOT try this @ home. I mean, 50 Cent himself was rushed by ambulance after accidentally overdosing on this hazardously craptastic album ... so, he truly knows of what he speaks.
The above video clips are evidential footage of the perilous price that has been paid by individuals for their defiant disobedience of the 51st Law Of Power. Let this be a lesson to 1 and all. Listen to J.O.S.E. 2 @ your own risk. LOL!
The above video clips are evidential footage of the perilous price that has been paid by individuals for their defiant disobedience of the 51st Law Of Power. Let this be a lesson to 1 and all. Listen to J.O.S.E. 2 @ your own risk. LOL!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Hitting Newsstands Nextweek: 50 Cent x Tia Cover The November 2009 Issue Of Smooth Magazine = New Levels Of Disrespect.
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: YES, that is Rick Ross's "baby-momma", Tia, posing her most certainly Adobe® Photoshop® enhanced posterior on the cover of Smooth Magazine and YES, that is 50 Cent laying between her legs with what looks to be an antique camera. Am I the only person that thought that this meat marketing plan rap "beef" tomfoolery was over with? Whatever. All I know is that, this is in NO WAY, SHAPE or FORM "BAWSE"! Message To Rick Ross: Hey! You're a former Correction's Officer, right? Well, correct this!
Monday, September 14, 2009
NEW MUSIC: Rick Ross & Triple Cs Ft. Freck The Billionaire - Go (War Remix)(Dirty)(NO DJ)(Floyd Mayweather Diss)
Streaming Audio/Download Link: Rick Ross & Triple Cs Ft. Freck The Billionaire - Go (War Remix)(Dirty)(NO DJ)(Floyd Mayweather Diss)
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Apparently Rick Ross's accusations that Floyd Mayweather likes to stunt with "funny money" did not sit too well with the most-ballin'est-boxer-EVER!
After shitting on the man who put the "C.O." in the word cocaine on some video interview or whatever, Ricky is back with his Triple C's team and Fabolous's Street Fid-di-di-dam's favorite petty crack dealer Freck The Billionaire to dump some copper top shots right back @ the champ.
Even though the homie Mayweather would obviously effortlessly beat the brakes off of ALL of these niggas, this song still goes prison yard hard. BAWSE!
After shitting on the man who put the "C.O." in the word cocaine on some video interview or whatever, Ricky is back with his Triple C's team and Fabolous's Street Fid-di-di-dam's favorite petty crack dealer Freck The Billionaire to dump some copper top shots right back @ the champ.
Even though the homie Mayweather would obviously effortlessly beat the brakes off of ALL of these niggas, this song still goes prison yard hard. BAWSE!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
NEW MUSIC: Eminem Ft. Mariah Carey - The Warning (Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Diss)(Dirty)(NO DJ)
Streaming Audio/Download Link: Eminem Ft. Mariah Carey - The Warning (Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Diss)(Dirty)(NO DJ)
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Woooooooooooooow! Ironically, today's date is July 30th or 7-30 which is exactly the N.ew Y.ork S.tate hospital code that is used to identify mentally insane patients and "insane" is exactly how Eminem attacked this scathing response to Mariah Carey and her barely relevant husband Nick Cannon.
Dammit man! Eminem detailed this diss track with "Takeover"-like accuracy and, the funny thing is, I'd bet dollars-to-donuts that the homie Marshall has got a sleeper cell worthy stockpile of venom tipped bullets on deck for this cougar/cub couple. LOL. Good shit!
Dammit man! Eminem detailed this diss track with "Takeover"-like accuracy and, the funny thing is, I'd bet dollars-to-donuts that the homie Marshall has got a sleeper cell worthy stockpile of venom tipped bullets on deck for this cougar/cub couple. LOL. Good shit!
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