Juvenile Ft. Rick Ross - Power (Official Music Video)

Birdman Ft. Rick Ross - Born Stunna (Directed By Derrick G.)(Official Music Video)

Behind The Scenes: Rick Ross Ft. Usher "Touch N' You" Video Shoot On Location In The "A" @ MTVNews.Com.

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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

Rick Ross Throws Meek Mill The Keys To A Brand New Range For His 25th Birthday @ TheLifeFiles.Com.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Soooooooooooo, what do you do if you're the C.hief E.xecutive Corrections O.fficer and your prized signee, Meek Mill, is celebrating his 25th birthday?

Well, if you're the one and only Señor Rozay, Y.O.U. return, with a few 100 bands in hand, to the very same car lot that is responsible for having you currently going broke and you double down on a new Range Rover Sport for your adopted son (NOTE: NO Lil Wayne and Baby) of course! Haters gon' hate real niggas ridin' with paper plates. Happy G-Day to the boy Meek Milly! "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

Stalley Ft. Rick Ross - Party Heart (Official Music Video)(Off That "Savage Journey To The American Dream" Mixtape Available For Download NOW!)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Smooth moves "Black Galifianakis" ... smooth moves.

Rick Ross "Rich Forever" European Tour Vlog Pt. 1 (Ft. John Legend)

Behind The Scenes: Rick Ross x MMG Ft. T-Pain "Bag Of Money" (The 1st Single Off That "Self Made Vol.2" Coming Soon!) Video Shoot @ MTVNews.Com.

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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: *Cue Kanye Shrug* Ehhh.

Rick Ross - Swear To GOD (Official Music Video)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

Wale Ft. Meek Mill x Rick Ross - Ambition (Official Music Video)

Rick Ross x Meek Mill Perform "Finals" Live In Charlotte, NC (CIAA Weekend 2012)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

The Official LiveStyle 2012 NBA All-Star Weekend G-Cap: A Mini-Movie, Some Jeremy Evans Dunks x A Glass Of "ROZAY!"

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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: This past weekend the annual circus of exhibitionism that is NBA All-Star Weekend came to Orlando, FL, bringing with it the usual A-Z list celebrities spilling out of luxury rental clown cars, stilt-walking treasure hunting groupies with shovels and metal detectors in hand and throngs of severely dehydrated star gazers that have all become synonymous with this 3-day baller binge.

What on the surface is intended to be a yearly mid-season showcase of the league's most electrifying talent has now effectively taken shape as a premiere "Theatre of the Nouveau Riche" upon whose stage Hip Hop's modern adaptation of "Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely" plays itself out - both literally AND figuratively.

But, I digress. Between all of the posturing of dope boys and girls that saved up @ least 6 months to make this pilgrimage to Playerdom, the credit card fraudsters swiping their way to $30,000 plus bottle service tabs @ Roxy, L.A.X. or Terrace 390 (NOTE: Pick a club! Any club!), walking-promo rappers and 20 lab crafted superwhores for every man, make no mistake, there was some SERIOUS fun going on! LOL. Here's a video recap of the festivities. Cheers!

Rick Ross - High Definition (Official Music Video)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Excuse me, but is that Keyshia Dior, Claudia "Yes, I Am Reggie Bush's Kim Kardashian Replacement Killer" Sampedro AND Tammy "The Bain Of Lil Wayne's Existence" Torres that I spy co-starring in this video all scantily clad and ready to shag!? IT IS? Welp, sign me and my inappropriate thoughts right on up! I mean, really ... just sit back and absorb the full artistic value of Señor Rozay's latest dope boy decadent visual. Press play and prepare to witness a trio of video vixens in striking possession of both beauty AND brains. Where your average work-a-day electrician sees nothing more than a handy all-weather roll of black adhesive tape, these brilliant bitches see an outfit! Genius! It's gonna be a long night ... lol. HAPPY FAT TUESDAY! "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

(LtoR: Tammy Torres and Claudia Sampedro behind the scenes on the set of Rick Ross's "High Definition".)

French Montana Ft. Charlie Rock, Diddy x Rick Ross - Shot Caller (Remix)(Official Music Video)

Rick Ross - MMG Untouchable (Official Music Video)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: But, hold up. Where the fuck did this nigga find Timbaland @ though? *Cue Kanye Shrug* I dunno. Whatevs. "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

Rick Ross Ft. Birdman - Yella Diamonds (Official Music Video)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Ehhh, whilst I'm not a huge fan of subtitles in general and, in the case of this particular video the bordering-on-offensive yet admittedly phonetically expedient explanation of the character "José"'s presumably impenetrable "Spanglish" dialect by means of such delineation, it is nice to see that, for once, Señor Rozay DIDN'T automatically speed-dial Meek Mill and instead scrolled further down the M.M.G. contact list to holla @ Gunplay, Torch and x________________________ (Insert name of 3rd "Nobody-Knows-Who-The-Fuck-He-Is-And-That's-Extra-Wack-Because-Niggas-Barely-Know-Who-The-Fuck-Gunplay-And-Torch-Are" Triple C's member here) for a look in this clip. It is what it is. This visual is still shittin' on my nigga "Young Jizzle With The Stamp In The Middle"'s "OJ" flop ... and that's precisely the type of shit that DEmotivates the thugs ... lol. "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

Rick Ross Ft. Birdman - Yella Diamonds (Official Music Video)(Trailer)(Premieres Tomorrow @ 3:05PM @ XXLMAG.Com)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: "You know we roll up like Jamaican niggas ... no marijuana, talkin bout killin' these hatin' niggas/The time is now fuck all the waiting, nigguh ... I can't hold back all these Haitian NIGGUHS!" "Wooooooooooooooooop!" "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

Young Jeezy Ft. Fabolous x Jadakiss - O.J. (Official Music Video)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Ladies and gentlemen, I am going to go on record right now and declare this video a crime against humanity. There is absolutely NO reason that a song this good should have a video this cheap. SMH. They look like they shot this video with the budget of an unemployment check.

Look, we live in a day and age where this nigga Rick Ross keeps his chubby paws on the trigger and is easily letting go like 4 high quality visuals per month for mere freestyles and mixtape joints(!) and still Mr. "Trap Or Die" himself, the blow baron moving white stones like Sharon (NOTE: Yup! I still got my bars up nigga!), "Young Jizzle With The Stamp In The Middle" appears content to just #KanyeShrug his way through life and drop colossal White Castle® burger fueled crappola on the world like this!? Nahh, yo this shit can't rock ... and Young Jeezy is my muthafuckin' man! Ayo! Word up, that wack ass red light effect alone should have made this whole production shutdown EARLY! Whatevs. It is what it is.

Live From Australia: Tony Hawk Interviews Odd Future During The "Big Day Out" Tour @ Tony Hawk's Dissent TV.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER: Hey, everybody knows that Odd Future et. al. is all "Kool And The Gang" with me, but they should be the 2nd reason that ANYBODY watches this video. No, please be crystal fucking clear that the REAL story here is that Tony Hawk spared precious minutes of his life to even interview these amateur anarchists/hobby sk8rs at all.

If Y.O.U. only know Tony Hawk from his numerous endorsements and his hugely successful video game franchise, but know nothing of his historic tenure with Powell-Peralta® as general of the Bones Brigade and why he is unequivocally the Michael Jordan of skateboarding, Y.O.U. are truly, truly a highly pitiable lost young soul.  SMH. In the profound words of one Rick Ross: "It's deeper than rap". Respect the architects.

Rick Ross - MMG Untouchable (Official Music Video)(Trailer)(Off That "Rich Forever" Mixtape Available For Download NOW!)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Look, professional Gold Medal Flour® masquerading as that raw stamped mantequilla salesman or not (NOTE:  Frustratingly enough, an increasingly rare commodity in this day and age), make no mistake, Señor Rozay knows how to make music! And this song ... my nigga THIS song goes so hard in the ride right now it's not even funny. Stop playing. "BAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

Yo Gotti Ft. Rick Ross - Harder (Official Music Video)