CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: I remember not so long ago when Rosa Acosta single handedly had the über sexxxy Latina video girl "workout" clip lane on smid-dash! She then promptly decided to throw it all away making such stellar career choices as becoming Soulja Boy's jump off and, of all things, Rob Kardashian's 1-night-stand cum bang ... lol. Way to go.
Fast forward to Summer 2011 and now it's Jasmin Cadavid's turn to burn in the gym. Smh. Do Y.O.U. have any idea how much of a better place the world would be if more young women showed this kind of selfless initiative!? A lot better! Dammitman! This chick is soooooooooooo cold. #WINNING
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Not that Soulja Boy has ever said OR done anything in his public life to even remotely give me the impression that he was somehow of above-average intelligence but, come the fuck on little nigga! Kat Stacks!? Is this chick's vaginal cavity lined with gold bullion? Do her silly-cone titties drip the sweetest ambrosia from her post-op cross-eyed nipples?
Y.O.U. know what? I don't even blame this obviously very lost and troubled young lady ... I blame all of the so-called "men" whom continually invite this bacteria into their houses, cars and hotel rooms and then conveniently fly into a fit of cowardly rage and put their hands on her when she does to them what she does to everybody else and temporarily ruins their lives. She is the "Montezuma's Curse" food poisoning of glorified groupie fucking. Nobody told Y.O.U. to eat that Quesadilla from that sketchy taco stand @ 4AM hombre. That's your b-a-d ... lol.
As a moderately elder statesman in this Hip Hop thing of ours, I, perhaps inevitably, too bear some of the blame. Although Livestyle has been online fighting the good fight against all forms of cultural mediocrity for the better part of 2 years now (NOTE: I knoooooooooow, right? Time flies when you're having fun and kicking ass ... lol) it is grievously apparent that somewhere along the line my generation abandoned the youth and left them to aimlessly go play in internet traffic.
I am sorry.
To help in the battle against juvenile "I-Wanna-Be-Down-Syndrome", I would like to officially announce the opening of the Livestyle Attention Whore Recovery Clinic. This out-patient facility is designed to ween our youth off of their addictions to Facebook, Twitter and all other forms of "Hey-look-@-me" social networking media.
With a special emphasis on self-esteem construction, survival and recovery we are dedicated to teaching these little twerps how to escape the clutches of dry-snitching and voluntary public humiliation in the hopes that they may again 1 fine day regain their GOD given individuality and their privacy. Please, tell a friend to tell a friend to contact us today!
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Catchiness be damned. Even @ this more mature juncture of my life and endowed with a rarefied sense of cultural connoisseurship, much to my chagrin, it would appear that I am still super susceptible to infectious hook and beat driven songs. Oh yeah, the fact that my brother Niketown plays this Roscoe Dash and Soulja Boy tune non-stop while we're on our route doesn't help matters either ... lol. Hey, I'm not some complete old head "fuddy duddy" type nigga though ... there's always room for brilliantly fun lowbrow fair such as this! Guilty pleasures rule!
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