Young Jeezy x Ne-Yo Perform "Leave You Alone" Live On Conan 02/28/12.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: QUESTION: If it's Tuesday, February 28, 2012 and your name is Young Jeezy and you're full stride in the midst of running a promotional victory lap celebrating your latest retail musical installment, "TM 103: A Hustlaz Ambition" having just gone gold in only it's 5th week of release, what do Y.O.U. do with your night? ANSWER: Y.O.U. take your unique brand of motivational speaking talents to TBS and deliver a rousing televised speech for #TeamCoco , that's what!

Last night, after having chopped it up with the inimitable Betty White backstage, Mr. "All White Everything" himself, accompanied by cue-ball impersonator/contemporary crooner Ne-Yo, hit the stage to give Conan O'Brien and his audience a little "G.L.C." (NOTE: That is simply a timely and very specific to this entry appropriate acronym for "Ganxta Love and Care" and bears no relation to that rapper from Chicago. Y.O.U. know ... that guy who is kinda down with G.O.O.D. Music, but Y.O.U. don't really know who he is ... you're just faintly familiar with his name. Yeah! That guy! LOL) with his current single "Leave You Alone". My nigga is doing his thug thizzle! Where all the naysayers @ now? Hoes. C.T.E. Wooooooooooooorld!

Conan O'Brien Getting Bagged Staring @ Nicole Scherzinger's New Titties = Real Niggas Do Real Things.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Now, not only is Conan O'Brien an official red wigged "Ginger Kid" (NOTE: They have no souls.), but he is also clearly a virile red blooded American man as well! Nicole Scherzinger been a b-a-d itchbay and now her after-market "chesticles" only give us additional incentive and, indeed, implicit license to stare and eye fuck the shit out of her on sight ... lol. I mean, honestly, can Y.O.U. really even blame homie for loitering with his eyes like that? Nope. I didn't think so ... lol. SMH. This hooker knows EXACTLY what she's doing with that dress on yo. Stop playing. #TITTAYS