CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Much like Charli Baltimore, Mya Harrison is 1 of those super rare women whose well documented cum-stained history of unmitigated smuttitude within the ranks of the music industry has in no way, shape or form squelched the fire of lust that I have for her. SMH. I can't quite put into words why she gets a lifetime pass while other hoes bite the dust; she just DOES.
Indeed, this dance studio sculpted thick thighed slide with the pretty eyes AND the mega-watt smile to match continues to thrive in a climate that chews up and spits out lesser whores every single day! No, I wouldn't borrow your "Captain Save-A-Hoe" cape (NOTE: Because I have never owned 1 nor would I know where to purchase such lame attire ... lol) to save shorty, but, @ the same time, couldn't nobody tell me SHIT if I rolled up in the spot with her sexxxy ass. What!? Excuse me!? Chill. Fallback.Com bro. LOL. Y.O.U. see it!
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Following the late, great Notorious B.I.G.'s untimely demise, "Life After Death" in the Hip Hop world took on an increasingly decadent and theatrical tenor that bordered on the comedic, yet, produced some iconic music and visuals. Whilst Biggie's brainchild The Commission (a trifecta comprised of himself, Charli Baltimore and Jay-Z) never had the chance to drop what would have undoubtedly been recognized as the pinnacle of RICO Act rap, Nas's supergroup The Firm had to take a bite out of crime ... lol.
The Firm concept was name dropped here-and-there on Nas's "It Was Written" album and then formally announced ala the brilliant movie trailer-like audio intro on Foxy Brown's debut "Ill Na Na". Originally the group was to include Nas, Foxy Brown, AZ and a fresh-out-of-jail Cormega. Now, whether I forgot or simply never really cared, @ this time, I can't tell Y.O.U. exactly why Cormega was dishonorably discharged from the group. More or less, I subsribe to an entirely plausible scenario where Mega and Nas just bumped heads too many times in a struggle that would pit "Illmatic" talent against real nigga street codes. Nas was no longer the young phenomenon gazing from his "project window" @ the hustle that consumed his concrete Queensbridge kingdom (of which, by all accounts, Cormega was most definitely involved) and had instead evolved into being a "boss" in his own right. Whatever the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks happened, Cormega was out and Nature jumped right on in and rode this opportunity out until the wheels fell off.
The problem here is that the wheels fell off kind of early homie ... lol. Take 1 look @ the back of The Firm's album insert and you'll understand why - there were waaaaaaaaaaaay too many cooks in the kitchen my nigga. This album had more imprints than Ricky Hatton's face post fight ... lol. Everybody from Dr. Dre and The Trackmasters to the big homie Don Pooh had a hand in this album. Add Steve Stoute into the mix and the collision of egos and interests was too much to manage ... literally. Be that as it may, The Firm did drop some gems and, for better or worse (depending on whom Y.O.U. speak to), brought a fly ganxta Mafia-by-way-of-Hollywood social club aesthetic to the Hip Hop club. I mean, really, if Y.O.U. don't L.O.V.E. records like "Phone Tap" and "Affirmative Action", then, chances are that you're probably a fag ... lol.
CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Even though I have yet to see the movie (which is, sadly, getting atrocious reviews from even people who really want to like the film) Charli Baltimore and the very real "down ass bitch" role that she owned in Biggie's life just prior to his untimely demise is noticeably absent from "Notorious". Aint nobody trippin' though - in this interview with Rick Ross punching bag, DJ Vlad, my girl Charli handles the hate with the grace and poise of a seasoned veteran mistress ... lol.
Anyway, who cares about being in the "Notorious" biopic based on the life of the greatest rapper ever when Y.O.U. have a starring role in such earth-shattering cinematic brilliance as the straight-to-DVD-and-then-straight-to-the-garbageTurd de Force that "Chaser" promises to be (trailer below). On the upside, it does look like Charli has a sex scene! Yaaaaaaaaaaay for me! LOL. Holla @ ya boy in BK!
Have I ever taken the time to truly explain to Y.O.U. the seriousness of the crush that I have on Tiffany "Charli Baltimore" Lane? No? Really? Hmmmmmmmm, that's odd because, typically, with some shit like this, I would have told on myself a looooooong time ago ... lol.
Anyway, in spite of the gossip surrounding this girl and her ridiculous amount of Hip Hop affairs (her dedication to service now spanning well over a decade) and her hit-or-miss rhyme skills, Ms. Baltimore has managed to secure a sacred place in my heart that no man shall put asunder. Much as the case with Kim Kardashian, my Herculean powers of selective denial have allowed me to consistently look past her obvious whorishness with a "Hey, everybody's got some skeletons in their closet", type of attitude that is not to be squandered on just any hoodrat from around the way. No, Charli Baltimore is special.
Charli Baltimore has been special since I 1st saw her in Junior M.A.F.I.A.'s "Get Money" video looking like Faith's prettier stunt double. I had no name to match that almost alabaster angular face of hers, but anonymity lasted only a short while as scandal brought Charli Baltimore's name to public attention and, @ the peak of his stardom and, tragically, perilously close to his untimely demise, Biggie formed "The Commission" and introduced her to the world. Post Notorious B.I.G., Charli Baltimore (and everybody else) desperately tried to regain their footing in the rap game and, having been greenlighted and actively encouraged by The Greatest Rapper Of All Time, she signed to Lance "Un" Rivera's $64 million flop of a label, Untertainment Records. Who could blame her? I let her slide with the "Money" record and whatever else she did .. shorty was trying yo. Please believe that she more than redeemed herself when she strutted her sexxxy ass into those nondescript Shaolin projects in a full length mink coat and proceeded to trade bars with Ghostface Killah on "Stand Up". Yes, all was forgiven. I've heard the word that Charli Baltimore's exquisite "brains" are the real reason that Jigga Man Jay-Z jigged Lance "Un" Rivera in the middle of that Q-Tip album release party @ the Kit Kat Club back in the day, but still I withhold judgement ... well, @ least for the most part ... lol.
Today, this old flame has recently been reignited by sporadic sightings of Charli Baltimore, here-and-there, with talk of an album in the works, but not much real material to speak of. Yeah, she put in work with Murder Inc. and, later, Black Wall Street, but aint nothing really pop for her with either situation. I would L.O.V.E. to be able to tell Y.O.U. something about shorty's current music, but, for now, all that I can do is congratulate her on her 2 beautiful daughters, Sianni and India, and compliment her on how well she has aged. Word, Charli has gotta be doing the perfect push up on 40 years old ... lol. Nice.
BONUS:
Junior M.A.F.I.A. - Get Money (NOTE: My avid Livestyle readers will remember that I have indeed already posted this classic video here when covering the murder of Brooklyn heist master Ivory "Nut" Davis who scored a leading role in this clip as the object of Lil Kim's pre-plastic surgery affection. I'm sayin' though, how could I do a post on Charli Baltimore without featuring her 1st video appearance? Huh? That's right, I couldn't.
Charli Baltimore Ft. Ghostface Killah - Stand Up (NOTE: As previously alluded to, Charli Baltimore is obviously a true Hip Hop head, but her music has always been hit-or-miss. This song is 1 of her direct hits. Whether or not people really remember it is another story, but real recognize real homie.
Y.O.U. did know that the girl who gets smashed over the head with a bottle that Jay-Z is referring to in the 3rd verse of this song is Charli Baltimore, right? Suuuuuuuure Y.O.U. did. LOL.
"To all the Chrissys in every city and Tiffany Lanes, they're all hustlers in love with the same thing" - Jay-Z - Allure. So, Jay-Z has been talking about Jim Jones's wifey (Chrissy Lampkin) and Charli Baltimore for a minute, huh? Knowledge is power. Now run, don't walk, and go and impress your friends. You're welcome. You're all welcome!
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