Nicki Minaj Talks Deleting Her Twitter Account, Her Super Bowl XLVI Performance x More Live On The Graham Norton Show 04/20/12.

John Legend x The Roots Pay Tribute To Bruce Springsteen x Perform "Dancing In The Dark" Live On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 02/29/12.

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Young Jeezy x Ne-Yo Perform "Leave You Alone" Live On Conan 02/28/12.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: QUESTION: If it's Tuesday, February 28, 2012 and your name is Young Jeezy and you're full stride in the midst of running a promotional victory lap celebrating your latest retail musical installment, "TM 103: A Hustlaz Ambition" having just gone gold in only it's 5th week of release, what do Y.O.U. do with your night? ANSWER: Y.O.U. take your unique brand of motivational speaking talents to TBS and deliver a rousing televised speech for #TeamCoco , that's what!

Last night, after having chopped it up with the inimitable Betty White backstage, Mr. "All White Everything" himself, accompanied by cue-ball impersonator/contemporary crooner Ne-Yo, hit the stage to give Conan O'Brien and his audience a little "G.L.C." (NOTE: That is simply a timely and very specific to this entry appropriate acronym for "Ganxta Love and Care" and bears no relation to that rapper from Chicago. Y.O.U. know ... that guy who is kinda down with G.O.O.D. Music, but Y.O.U. don't really know who he is ... you're just faintly familiar with his name. Yeah! That guy! LOL) with his current single "Leave You Alone". My nigga is doing his thug thizzle! Where all the naysayers @ now? Hoes. C.T.E. Wooooooooooooorld!

A History Of Violence: David Simon (Creator Of HBO's "The Wire") Discusses The Real Life Stick-Up Kids That Inspired The Character "Omar" @ PBS.Com.

Watch The Crusader: David Simon on PBS. See more from America in Primetime.

Jimmy Fallon x Justin Timberlake Perform "The History Of Hip Hop" Pt. 3 Live On Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: I aint even mad @ these dudes ... they kinda know their Hip Hop. LOL. Crackers In Paris.

VH-1's "Love & Hip Hop" Season 2 (Supertrailer) = Yay! More Hoes, Hasbeens, Housewives x Haymakers!

Get More: TV Shows, Full Episode Video, Reality TV Shows

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Yup, the show that broke my heart and revealed the harsh reality that Somaya Reece is wack as fuck is back for season numero dos.

Now, I know that people play it up extra for these reality shows and that the drama is often exaggerated, if not completely staged for entertainment purposes, but, I will say 1 thing: Kimbella does NOT want it with Chrissy Lampkin. Y.O.U. think former kiddie cocaine kingpin turned king snitch, Alberto "Alpo" Martinez, brought her up to these NYC streets @ 13 years old for nothing!? Shorty been in the game. Ohhh, yall don't nothing about all that. Cool. I'm just saying, from the looks of this trailer, Kimbella got her ass washed AND folded bro. SMH. On your mark, get set ... SHENANIGANS!

Conan O'Brien Getting Bagged Staring @ Nicole Scherzinger's New Titties = Real Niggas Do Real Things.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Now, not only is Conan O'Brien an official red wigged "Ginger Kid" (NOTE: They have no souls.), but he is also clearly a virile red blooded American man as well! Nicole Scherzinger been a b-a-d itchbay and now her after-market "chesticles" only give us additional incentive and, indeed, implicit license to stare and eye fuck the shit out of her on sight ... lol. I mean, honestly, can Y.O.U. really even blame homie for loitering with his eyes like that? Nope. I didn't think so ... lol. SMH. This hooker knows EXACTLY what she's doing with that dress on yo. Stop playing. #TITTAYS

"Don Cheadle Is Captain Planet" @ Funnyordie.Com = Too Eco-Funny!

Don Cheadle is Captain Planet from Don Cheadle

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Truth be told, this cartoon was most definitely NOT my twist as a kid (NOTE: I'm a certified O.G. "latchkey kid" T.V. junkie from that good Voltron/G.I. Joe golden era, ya dig!?), but this Funnyordie.Com "Don Cheadle Is Captain Planet" skit is pure unadulterated comedy my nigga! "Anybody else wanna go green?" LOL. Whaaaaat!? Stop playing. ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )

"We're Not Candy, Even Though We Look So Fine And Dandy ..."

BONUS:

In the continued and sincere interest of futhering your cultural betterment, it is my view that Livestyle standards and policies must remain sharply consistent with regard to pointing out current (NOTE: Or, in this case, relatively recent when compared to it's antecedent) pop-culture happenings that are totally inspired by often long forgotten acts.

The "act" in question here today is the classic "We're Not Candy" anti-prescription pill popping PSA (NOTE: Which is eerily apropos now in 2011) which aired in Long Island and much of the 5 boroughs of NYC beginning some time in the mid to late 1980's. "This is serious (serious) ... we could make you delirious (delirious)" Yup! And Y.O.U. thought Busta Rhymes had all the answers, huh? LOL. Chill. This is a beautiful part of my childhood right here b! Respect the architects!

Charles Barkley VS. The Ghost Of Sammy Sosa.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Yes, "Daaaaaayum!" is right Sir Charles Barkley. As a society we should ALL be very afraid of Sammy Sosa's new face sponsored by Clorox® Bleach. LOL! Shit is disgusting. Niggas need boundaries shun.

The Golden Rule: 2 Guys, 1 Chick x "Helicopter Dick" = Not Gay! (An SNL Digital Short)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Sooooooooooooo, yeah, it actually IS still pretty gay even if it does occur within the cloudy context of a M.ale M.ale F.emale 3-way, but, funny is funny. Andy Sandberg, Justin Timberlake AND Lady Gaga in 1 awesome SNL Digital Short!? Yup! Good shit!

"Pays The Doctors Boyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Son! This Aflac® Insurance commercial is too funny. Ahhhhh, thank GOD for simple pleasures ... lol. Enjoy!

Carmelo Anthony Interview On The Late Show With David Letterman.

Rick Ross Ft. Wiz Khalifa x Wale - RetroSuperFuture II (Official Music Video)

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKERS SAYS: In 1996, Microsoft Windows® multi-billionaire boy wonder Bill Gates penned an inspired essay entitled, "Content Is King", wherein he prophetically foretold of the oncoming importance of S.earch E.ngine O.ptimaztion and ... well ... content ... lol.

Applied to today's microwave media climate and, per this entry, with specific regard to Hip Hop music and one would be hard pressed to find another artist who has taken this idiom to heart more than Rick Ross. Yup, by sheer will and magnitude of quality content Señor Rozay - the newly crowned hyperbolic hero of made for T.V. heavily procaine (NOTE: That is NOT a typo ... reall niggas know the time.) cut raps - has single handedly managed to strip 50 Cent of his once fearsome bite and stay 1 step ahead of the entire game! You've gotta respect it. This man's online media onslaught is unreal! Every artist in the industry needs to take notes ... I know that I am.

For his latest act of internet insurgency, Mr. M-I-Yayo magnanimously permits new M.aybach M.usic G.roup signee, Wale, to copy-and-paste an afterthought of a verse onto the very end of this previously released song featuring 1-hit-wonder Wiz Khalifa for this "I Still Am Music" tour bus filmed visual to "RetroSuperFuture II". Y.O.U. see it! "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWSE!"

The Topman "Pamela Anderson" T-Shirt For Spring/Summer 2011 = What Pre-Teen Wet Dreams (NOTE: Circa 1993) Are Made Of!

"Topman reminds us just how hot Canadian mega-babe Pam Anderson really is. If you want a clean crewneck t-shirt printed with here likeness, go here."

Information Courtesy Of: Highsnobiety.Com


Available Online Here: Topman.Com

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Blame it on a fit of 1990's era prepubescent nostalgia or simply my now legendary Herculean powers of compartmentalization and selective denial, but, whatever the case, I still find Pamela Anderson sexxxy.

Yes, thanks to the tons of tabloid coverage and the E channel, I am fully aware that, in the decades (!) since her 1st Playboy Magazine spread waaaaaaaaay back in 1990, this once naive and innocent little girl from Ladysmith, British Columbia has become a Hepatitis C carrying aging Rock Star cum receptacle. But, of course, I think we ALL know that. However, I still can't shake the erection inspiring image of her bouncing up-and-down the beach in that barely-there red lifeguard bikini on Baywatch. Plus, as far as the "celebrity" sex tape game goes, Paris Hilton AND Kim Kardashian BOTH owe this big boobs on a tongue depressor-like body MILF an immeasurable debt of gratitude! Shorty is a G.

Yup, Canada been producing some cold hoes for a minute now and, make no mistake *Cue Weird And Simultaneously Hilarious Canadian Accent* aboot it, this proud PETA activist is the living and breathing definition of a "hooker with a heart of gold" ... lol. So, yeah, I might just have to cop this Topman "Pamela Anderson" T-Shirt for Summer 2-Oh-11. Fuck what Y.O.U. heard homie! Aint no shame in my game.

Happy Groundhog Day 2011!

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Groundhogs never get any L.O.V.E. In fact, the rotund rodent has recently experienced a major P.R. set back @ the hands of the GEICO insurance company thanks to a less than flattering commercial currently running on television depicting these pleasant Woodchucks as reckless wood chucking miscreants H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks bent on ruining a farmer's land. Smh. Fortunately, much like dogs, every groundhog has it's day. And, if your name happens to be Punxsutawney Phil, today might as well be your birthday!

Each February 2nd, the nation's eyes are fixed on Pennsylvania (NOTE: And to a lesser extent Staten Island, New York as well. Shout out to Staten Island Chuck for not giving a fuck ... lol.) as we await this bushy tailed talisman's Spring forecast. Will Spring make an early entrance this year or do we have to wait another grueling 6 weeks for some sunshine around here? This is serious business. I mean, I am more than ready for Winter to get the fuck outta here already! LOL.

Anyway, early this morning Punxsutawney Phil crawled out of his cozy little hole and DID see his shadow! Translation: Early Spring here we come! Not so fast though. The analytically anal spoil sports @ National Geographic had to come through on some real hater shit and drop the bomb that the little homie Phil is only right like 40% of the time. Whatever. Per Punxsutawney Phil's optimistic weather prediction, I'm on my above the thaw shit b! LOL. Holla @ ya boy in BK!


BONUS:

For your consideration I would now like to present the GEICO commercial in question, in it's entirety, as referenced in the main body of this post. The following video contains character reenactments of a malicious nature and may be objectionable to members of the groundhog/woodchuck community. Viewer discretion is advised. Everybody else should find it funny though ... lol. Cheers!

Spike TV Presents: The Sexy Women Of Entourage Rapping x Gary Busey AKA Awkwardly Awesome!

The Sexy Women of Entourage from SPIKE on Vimeo.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Aside from the lovely Rosa Acosta, porn star Jesse James and former Playboy Playmate and Colin Farrell sex tape participant Nicole "I Really Wish That I Were White" Narain, Y.O.U. probably don't know ANY of the other chicks in this "Rap" video/commercial celebrating these ladies fleeting 15 seconds of fame AND the syndication of HBO's hit series "Entourage" on Spike TV. Good thing for Y.O.U. that none of that other shit matters ... lol. Press play and then press mute. Cheers!

Diddy x Dirty Money (Joined By Swizz Beatz) Perform "Ass On The Floor" x "Coming Home" On SNL 12/4/10.

Uno.



Dos.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Ummmmmm, so, yeah ... Diddy and his poor excuse of a vehicle to explore all of his nasty Antares© Auto-Tune™ erotic fantasies, Dirty Money, performed 2 sets on last night's episode of Saturday Night Live. A fresh off of "Daddy Daycare" duty Swizz Beatz also joined them to perform their new hit(?) single, "Ass On The Floor" and all was right with the world. Well, that was until somebody got the bright idea to put Puffy Combs in a skit with arguably the best actor of his generation, the incomparable Robert De Niro ... in drag.

Of course the video of the shenanigans in question is widely available across the internet, however, I will NOT be posting it here. Nevertheless, if so curiously inclined, please feel free to Google "Robert De Niro in drag" and see it for yourself. Y.O.U. fucking gaylord ... lol.

Cee-Lo Green Performs "F**k You" Live On Lopez Tonight 12-2-10.

Rihanna Wins "Soul/R&B Female Artist Of The Year" Award @ Last Night's AMA's x Celebrates By Slapping Nicki Minaj On The Arse!

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Happy Pink Monday!? LOL. Whatever.