Ralph Lauren Is Relentless.

"This holiday season, Ralph Lauren is coming out with luxurious and exorbitantly colorful collection of modern classics, featuring decadent accessories for men, women and the home. One of our favorite items is this vintage-inspired sterling silver flask with an enameled portrait of a 19th-century jockey, priced at $2,495. Other highlights include eye-popping takes on the elegant alligator and crocodile belts Lauren has been doing for decades, in shocking go-to-hell colors like purple and orange. The women's version features a horseshoe-shaped buckle and costs $1,895.

In addition, there are velvet slippers for men embroidered with a bold equestrian figure in several colors for $950; a pillow made from a silk equestrian-themed scarf backed by luxurious cashmere for $795; cashmere throw blankets in bright tones bordered with contrasting suede for $995; and saddle leather jewelry boxes with brightly-hued alligator lids for $2,895. Lauren was just named the most powerful man in men's fashion meanwhile by industry bible DNR, beating out Giorgio Armani for the top spot."

Information Courtesy Of: Luxist.Com

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:

Dear Ralph Lauren,

Y.O.U. magnificent bastard! Has no one clued Y.O.U. in to the recession that is currently assaulting the wallets of mankind worldwide? Add to that my personal impuissance which has for years rendered me helpless to my urges to buy, borrow or even steal your wares and your new collections have placed me in a particularly tough economic postion. No, I am NOT a Lo-Life, but I do, however, live a life of Lo. What's good? What's a nigga to do?


Sincerely,


Chris Live AKA Shaker