If Y.O.U. watch this video closely enough, Y.O.U. might very well be able to pinpoint exactly when the beautiful (and, apparently, super thoughtful) Layla Kayleigh's unannounced visit to a lucky fan's house inadvertently sends said fan's 13 year old body into spontaneous premature pubescent combustion! Thanks to the tremendous advances in video imaging and voice recognition technology, I believe that we can safely theorize, as a result of sheer shock and a hopeless inability to control his hormones as they lay mutiny to his motor skills, that this boy experiences puberty @ approximately the 1:11 mark of the video ... lol. In related news, it has been reported that the lil homie has not stopped smiling since ... lol.
SIDENOTE: While I have not been a heavy video game player for quite some time now, I do watch the G4 channel in order to get my COPS and Cheaters junkfood T.V. show fix on a regular basis.
It was after 1 of those hardcore real reality-T.V. binges that I awoke in a stupor greeted by Ms. Kayleigh's brilliant smile and her lilting British accent yammering about some shit on The Feed. Yeah, I've had my eye on shorty for a minute ... a few fortnights mate ... lol.
Sooooooooooooooooo, long story short, are Y.O.U. trying to tell me that, all of this time, all that a nigga needed to do was A) friend request and then B) write Layla Kayleigh on Myspace AKA Spyspace (patent pending) and I could get a personal visit @ mi casa too? Really? Who knew?
SIDENOTE: While I have not been a heavy video game player for quite some time now, I do watch the G4 channel in order to get my COPS and Cheaters junkfood T.V. show fix on a regular basis.
It was after 1 of those hardcore real reality-T.V. binges that I awoke in a stupor greeted by Ms. Kayleigh's brilliant smile and her lilting British accent yammering about some shit on The Feed. Yeah, I've had my eye on shorty for a minute ... a few fortnights mate ... lol.
Sooooooooooooooooo, long story short, are Y.O.U. trying to tell me that, all of this time, all that a nigga needed to do was A) friend request and then B) write Layla Kayleigh on Myspace AKA Spyspace (patent pending) and I could get a personal visit @ mi casa too? Really? Who knew?
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