Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Show Me Your Tits!


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: That's right, today is Mardi Gras, the culmination of the week long Carnival celebration designed to exhaust all of your worldy inhibitions and overall freakiness in 1 last debauchery filled fest before Y.O.U. buckle down and fast for the holy season of Lent. I mean, Y.O.U. do know that tomorrow is Ash Wednesday, right? Tsk, tsk, tsk ... have Y.O.U. no shame? LOL. Now, who wants to claim their Livestyle beads?




BONUS:


Lankford’s Gluttoneer
Half pound prime rib/sirloin/rib eye patty, american cheese, onions, maple bacon, hot link sausage, ketchup and honey mustard.



Because the literal translation of "Mardi Gras" is "Fat Tuesday", I thought it apropos to provide linkage to the gluttonous gallery of fatty foods that is thisiswhyyourefat.com. DISCLAIMER: Livestyle and it's subsidiaries are in no way, shape or form (round or otherwise) responsible for the instant heartburn that Y.O.U. may experience while viewing this website nor are we responsible for the artery clogging meals/snacks that Y.O.U. may attempt to create in the midst of a Sour Diesel fueled munchie binge after visiting this site.

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