Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Movie Trailer: Black Dynamite AKA Potenitally The Black "Anchorman" (Yes, It Looks That Funny).


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Editor's Note: This movie looks so good that I had to post 3 trailers in order to fully convey it's sheer awesomeness.


CAST:
BLACK DYNAMITE
MICHAEL JAI WHITE

OSIRIS
OBBA BABATUNDE

OLEARY
KEVIN CHAPMAN

CREAM CORN
TOMMY DAVIDSON

DINO
RICHARD EDSON

TASTY FREEZE
ARSENIO HALL

MILITANT 2
DARREL HEATH

GUNSMOKE
BUDDY LEWIS

SWEETMEAT
BRIAN MCKNIGHT

BULLHORN
BYRON MINNS

RICHARD NIXON
JAMES MCMANUS

SAHEED
PHIL MORRIS

MO BITCHES
MIGUEL NUNEZ

GLORIA
SALLI RICHARDSON-WHITFIELD

CONGRESSMAN JAMES
TUCKER SMALLWOOD

KOTEX
JOHN SALLEY

MILITANT 1
CHRIS SPENCER

RAFELLI
MIKE STARR

PATRICIA NIXON
NICOLE SULLIVAN

HONEYBEE
KYM WHITLEY

CHICAGO WIND
MYKELTI WILLIAMSON

BLACK HAND JACK
BOKEEM WOODBINE

CHOCOLATE GIDDY-UP
CEDRIC YARBROUGH

FIENDISH DR. WU
ROGER YUAN



CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: I've been ready to see this film since 2 days before I even heard about it! Yeah, put that tid-bit of profound get down in your pipe and smoke it ... lol. Seriously, why doesn't my man @ Blackbuster Video (a finer bootleg emporium located just off of the corner of Flatbush and Dekalb Avenues in Downtown Brooklyn) not have this movie yet?

As if lifted from the cutting room floors of long shuttered small time studios and painstakingly pasted together strip-by-strip, "Black Dynamite" looks to be a period piece packed with all of the campy violence, cheap sex and overall ridiculousness that made Blaxploitation flicks great in the 1st place. The concept alone is tough, but, have Y.O.U. even looked @ the list of all star talent assembled for this cast homie? Arsenio Hall? Where did they find him? Salli Richardson? Ohhhhhhhh, now we're talking ... lol. "Black Dynamite", Y.O.U. say? I fuxs with this flick. Yes, Blaxploitation cinema is back and it never looked better - Y.O.U. jive ass turkey! LOL. Holla @ ya boy in BK!

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