Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Helloooooo Ladies: Jimmy Choo x Hunter Boots = A True Pair Of Wealthy Wellies.


"To most people, "glam" and "wellies" are two words that don't belong in the same sentence, unless the sentence is "She looked glam, but then she put on her wellies." Hunter boots is doing its best to challenge the conventional wisdom by pairing up with Jimmy Choo on the fanciest rain boots ever to see the inside of a puddle. They're embossed with a crocodile print (which sort of makes sense in that crocodiles spend a lot of time in the water) and they're lined with leopard print (which makes less sense, unless you consider that the lining, like the leopard, is meant to stay dry.) For $395, you can snap up a pair when they become available in June."

Information Courtesy Of: LA.Racked.Com


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: While this might surprise some of my astute readers, although I consider the pedestal that a good pair of pumps and stilettos place a woman's frame upon to be incomparable, I am not a stylistic sadist nor do I expect Y.O.U. to be a fashion masochist ... lol. Y.O.U. do not always have to sacrifice your comfort @ the altar of pain in order to be blessed with the gift of "sexy".

True elegance cannot be purchased and, in this age of UGG© boots and sleek Marc Jacobs rain galoshes (Shout out to the beautiful urban sophisticate Kamilah G.), these Jimmy Choo and Hunter Boots offer yall yet another completely civilized walk on the wild side.

Yes, these crocodile embossed, gold metal buckled and riveted, leopard interior printed creations are built for the mud and the club; the outback and Ben Benson's Steakhouse (Y.O.U. thought that I was gonna say Outback Steakhouse, right? Right? No, I will not compromise my integrity or that of these boots simply to amuse Y.O.U ... lol).

On the real, the only problem that I have with these boots isn't the price ($395), it's that they aren't scheduled to drop until around June 2009 or something asinine like that. Whaaaaaat? I'm about to put on my young Barack Obama "community organizer" hat and get shit crackin'. Let's start an official Livestyle petition - my ladies need their Jimmy Choo Hunter Boots NOW!

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