Dude, Where's My Bailout?

T.A.R.P. Application .PDF File Download Link Here: The Official Bailout Billions Raffle Ticket

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Last night, whilst procuring my necessary daily political fix, the brilliant Rachel Maddow over @ MSNBC (more or less the best political channel for your money when they are not running agonizingly long "Lockup" marathons because their breadth of programming has failed to adequately yet match their popularity ... lol) put me on to this troubling information. Yes, the .PDF file that I have provided a link to above is the very same application that banks across the country had to file in order to qualify for a piece of the billion dollar pie that the American tax payers baked and that Wall Street execs threaten to skip out on.

Dude, have Y.O.U. ever had to fill out a loan application? Fuck that, how about a cellular phone contract? Well, both of those agreements demand more of their candidates than this bailout bonanza bullcrap right here. Seriously, Y.O.U., just have to read this 2 page(!) application to believe it. We should have all filled these out my nig ... lol. Wooooooooooooooooow! Holla @ ya boy in BK!