Helloooooo Ladies: Agent Provocateur Sale x Why Y.O.U. Should Seriously Consider Buying Yourself Something That Y.O.U. Can't Even Pronounce.

Label: Agent Provocateur
12/27–1/10 Agent Provocateur’s racy underthings are half off; the Bridgette bra is $65. 133 Mercer St., nr. Prince St.
Phone Number: (212-965-0229);
Daily Hours: Mon.–Sat. (11–7), Sun. (noon–6)


Information Courtesy Of: Trashbagaesthetics.Com


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Somewhere around 2002 Jay-Z (and any other rapper who takes his legendary high end name droppery as the perfect cue to bite) began to slip the name of luxury lingerie slip designer La Perla into his rhymes, which resulted in hundreds, if not thousands, of heretofore uninitiated girls looking to step their bra and panties game up a notch or 2 or 3 ... lol.

In light of that fact, I never understood why Agent Provocateur never caught on with the nouveau riche rap set, after all, this UK based lingerie company (founded by 1 of my all time favorite designers, Vivienne Westwood, and former Sex Pistols manager/accidental Hip Hop pioneer Malcolm McClaren's son Joseph Corré and partner Serena Rees) is steeped in edgy sexual innuendo with a touch of 1950's pin-up glamour. I mean, it is precisely the kind of rich, yet raunchy fare that Lil Kim, Foxy Brown, Trina and X___________________________________ (insert name of random Hip Hop harlot here) should wear. Maybe the name Agent Provocateur (pronounced Ah-John Pro-voc-a-tour) is too hard to say let alone compose a rhyme with.

Anyway, when Vicky can no longer keep your secrets, Y.O.U. should really step it up to Agent Provocateur and there is no better time to get in on this label than @ their post Christmas sale beginning December 27, 2008 and running through January 10, 2009 in New York City. Do ya thing ma.


BONUS:

Oran Juice Jones - The Rain
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As explicitly indicated in the invisible user agreement that Y.O.U. sign everytime that Y.O.U. access and enjoy Livestyle AKA the blog-of-all-blogs, in exchange for your undying devotion and spreading the word about all of the great things that go on here, I have pledged to provide Y.O.U. with the perfect combination of exclusive clothing, music and news that Y.O.U. can use and some that Y.O.U. cannot use ... lol.

In any event, unless Y.O.U. are under the ripe old age of 16, Y.O.U. should know exactly where I referenced the title of this illustrious post from. Yeah, it's from "Only You" by 112 Ft. Mase (used to be Mase Murdah) and the late, great Notorious B.I.G., right? Well, yes and no. Y.O.U. know that I have to take it back to the essence my nig. Too many of yall forgot about the man whose video is featured here, but Y.O.U. ALL have to remember this early Def Jam R&B hit. Wait until the end of this record and listen to your man Oran "Juice" Jones read this 1980's hoe the riot act! LOL. Good shit.