Monday, August 17, 2009

Helloooooo Ladies: The Fredrick's Of Hollywood Polkadot Romance Noir Halter Chemise = Pin-Up P.I.M.P.!


"Be your own star in this dazzling new polkadots from Fredericks. With flirty ruffles along the bust and sensational style, this US $38 chemise definitely scores [in] my book! Made of imported polyester, get ready to be addicted to this retro looking piece!"

Information Courtesy Of: Viecouture.Com

Available Online Here: Fredericks.Com


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: As much as this is clearly a post intended to apprise my Livestyle Ladies of the latest and greatest in designer skivvies, there is another major factor @ play here. I have recognized this, in the words of Barack Obama, to be a "teachable moment", where I can give my female readership some valuable insight into what real niggas like to see their women in. I mean, as far as ulterior motives go, this is pretty good, huh?

Now, generally speaking, we want to see Y.O.U. naked - no fuss; no muss (and, while we're on the topic no Amazonian overgrown muff ... lol). In lieu of your beautiful birthday suit, we also like a little peek-a-boo - maybe Y.O.U. in 1 of our wife beaters snuggly hugging the contours of your pert and well lotioned/baby oiled body! Yummers! See, while many women are all roses and candles, us men need the raunch. Furthermore, we need the pouty lipped potty mouthed porn princess to be ready to GO and complicated lingerie just looks like hook clasped frilly road blocks my friend ... lol. None of this is to say that we as a species have not evolved to the point where we can and do appreciate the occasional lingerie show, however, when Y.O.U. do it ma it had better be A) right and B) tight. To that end, allow me to recommend this Polkadot Romance Noir Halter Chemise from Fredrick's Of Hollywood (NOTE: Yes, Fredricks Of Hollywood is NOT just for hookers anymore ... lol).

Take this Bettie Page from the eternally awesome "A Pin-Up Girl's Guide To Sexy" maneater manual and cop this reasonably priced $38 pin dot microfiber chemise piece today! It has muthafuckin' garter belts for Christ's sake! Do Y.O.U. how bonerific that is!? Very. For the record: Garter belts and/or thigh high stockings are the business baby! Prepare to get your hair pulled and your cell phone thrown against the wall bitch ... lol. Control-top pantyhose are strictly for your great aunt.

Oh yeah, I could totally go on-and-on schooling my ladies on the subject of seduction, but, just 1 more word of advice: Keep the Sergio Rossi/Christian Louboutin heels on ALL NIGHT LONG ma! Yowzer! Yowzer! Yowzer!

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