Friday, January 15, 2010

Jay-Z Addresses Illuminati Rumors (Sort Of), Laughs Off Lil Wayne's Bank Account x Covers The February 2010 Issue Of Interview Magazine.


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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Soooooooooooo, 2 days ago much of New York City and the Tri-State area rediscovered commercial radio for 2.5 hours as Jay-Z took to the airwaves alongside his tour apprentices Young Jeezy and Trey Songz to address the rumors of his involvement with all kinds of Satanic secret societies. Jay-Z's numero uno cheerleader, Angie Martinez, served up the softball questions.

Largely sparked by message board dwellers whom read and/or YouTube entirely too much fiction, a relatively small yet noisy minority has all but dubbed Shawn Corey Carter the Anti-Christ. In short, waaaaaaaay too political Hov said that while he does believe in GOD he does NOT believe in or adhere to any organized religion. Such ambiguity has only fueled the fires of insatiable conspiracy theorists bent on uncovering the nefarious plots that constantly seek to undermine Humanity. It is what it is.

In other news, Young Vito covers the February 2010 issue of Interview Magazine (NOTE: A timely tome created by the brilliant late, great iconic American artist Andy Warhol and Gerard Malanga in 1969. Yeah, Y.O.U. aint know that, did ya? You're welcome.) and licks 2 quick shots @ Birdman's asinine claims that Lil Wayne is more lyrical and ... wait for it ... has more money than him. LOL. The media blitz continues.

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