Monday, July 18, 2011

Wiz Khalifa Simulates Eating Amber Rose Out On Stage x The Whole World Asks, "Why?"


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Smh. If I've told Y.O.U. once, I've told Y.O.U. a thousand times: The overwhelming majority of today's emo Hipster elite - a perverse cadre of soft-minded yet frighteningly influential pseudo-celebrities and entertainers - are actually members of an invasive species of blood sucking cybernetic organisms sent from the planet Trendoid to feast upon the collective integrity of ALL Earthlings and to specifically eviscerate the spines of men! Heed my warning! We live in a time of mass extinction and can nary afford to continue to casually ignore the DayGlo® signs of doom brashly blinking in our face every day. And this is precisely why a nigga like Wiz Khalifa, his blonde streak and now his "I-just-ate-Amber-Rose's-Newport™-100's-menthol-flavored-coochie-box" breath need to get alllllllllllllllllllllll the way the fuck outta here! Dog, like why would Y.O.U. feel the need to do this on stage? Like ... nevermind. There's no amount of reasoning that can combat this level of lameness. Chill.



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