Saturday, July 2, 2011

Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt, I Know What You Are Doing THIS Summer ... And I Like It!

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Of course any and EVERY red blooded heterosexual male with properly functioning eyeballs already knew that Jennifer Love Hewitt had the type of fluffy hooters that lesser women regularly go all Nip/Tuck for @ like $5,000 USD a clip, but where oh where did she get all of that new booty from though my nigga!?

Thanks to the monster that is Hollyweird and it's unrepentant worship of unrealistic and often unhealthy Eurocentric beauty standards, Ms. Hewitt has long been ridiculed and labeled "chubby" by the tabloids ... not that real niggas ever subscribed to such silly notions. Fast forward to Summer 2011 though and this preferred snow bunny is clearly embracing the full glory of her womanly curves. Shorty is str8 murdering that Herve Leger bandage dress boy! Yup, Jennifer Love Hewiit is draggin' a wagon ... and that wagon now contains CAKE! LOL. Y.O.U. gotta L.O.V.E. it! Salute this woman!

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