Thursday, July 14, 2011

Witness "DJ3K" ... Now In Jay-Z-Vision™!

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Soooooooooooooo, after crazy build up, Derek Jeter finally reached the hallowed milestone of 3,000 hits - a feat that only 27 other players before him have EVER accomplished in the history of M.ajor L.eague B.aseball. What's more, as if in spitting spite of his detractors who've been whining all season about my nigga being "too old" (NOTE: He is all of 37), "Captain Clutch" triumphantly marched his muddy Jordan Brand cleats into the history books in most heroic fashion with a solo blast in the 3rd inning of last Saturday afternoon's game @ Yankee Stadium against division rivals the Tampa Bay Rays! Whaaaaaaat!? He's not even a home run hitter! *Cue Big Pun "Twinz (Deep Cover 98)" Voice* "Spike Lee couldn't paint a better picture ..." Smh. How poetic is that!? Very.

Fitting then that 1 of Hip Hop's most prominent poets, one Jay-Z, Mr. Shawn "Empire State of Mind" Carter himself, would be on hand to capture this momentous occasion live on his FlipHD™ (NOTE: Or whatever the fuck obscenely rich people parading as regular fans use to record videos @ sporting events these days ... lol).

Sure I took the slow boat to China with this post, but Y.O.U. aint heard shit until you've heard it from me! Real recognize real. Good shit!


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