CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: As I sit here and type this, I stare out of a 3rd floor window upon a cityscape blanketed in white, soon to be turned boot bottomed brown and dog piss yellow, snow ... lol. For a guy who has to troop over to his parents place and shovel the sidewalk in front of the house, the less accumulation the better. While it's still too early to taunt the weathermen and women and issue a hearty, "Fuck you!" to their forecasts, the late Winter wallop that many predicted would dump up to 18 inches of dancing flakes from above on us has yet to really materialize. Who's complaining? "Not I" said the rapper/trapper/blogger who put the "O.G." in the word blog in the 1st place ... lol.
I am still young enough to realize though that today's REAL winners are the New York City's school kids who, today, received their 1st official snowday since March 2009 (NOTE: Although, as the good people @ Gawker have pointed out, calling a preemptive snowday for children robs them of 1 of the great joys of childhood: Waking up to an unexpectedly white covered world and then waiting, with bated breath, to hear 1010 Wins announce that indeed your school too had won a day of freedom in the kiddie equivalent to hitting the Mega-Millions jackpot, the "Snow Day Lottery" ... lol). Remember those days? LOL.
In any event, it's time for the homie to mosey and cop some Dunkin' Donuts® White Hot Chocolate with a splash of caramel sauce! Yummers! What? Y.O.U. aint know my nigga? Don't trip, I'll show Y.O.U. how to do this son.
UPDATE: No sooner than my index finger went to push "Enter" and publish this post did the heretofore snoozer of a snowstorm transform like the Hulk into the "Blizzard of 2010" and kick into high gear ... lol. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
I am still young enough to realize though that today's REAL winners are the New York City's school kids who, today, received their 1st official snowday since March 2009 (NOTE: Although, as the good people @ Gawker have pointed out, calling a preemptive snowday for children robs them of 1 of the great joys of childhood: Waking up to an unexpectedly white covered world and then waiting, with bated breath, to hear 1010 Wins announce that indeed your school too had won a day of freedom in the kiddie equivalent to hitting the Mega-Millions jackpot, the "Snow Day Lottery" ... lol). Remember those days? LOL.
In any event, it's time for the homie to mosey and cop some Dunkin' Donuts® White Hot Chocolate with a splash of caramel sauce! Yummers! What? Y.O.U. aint know my nigga? Don't trip, I'll show Y.O.U. how to do this son.
UPDATE: No sooner than my index finger went to push "Enter" and publish this post did the heretofore snoozer of a snowstorm transform like the Hulk into the "Blizzard of 2010" and kick into high gear ... lol. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
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