Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Helloooooo Ladies: The Net-A-Porter $10,000 "Ultimate Shoe Subscription" For Christmas 2010 = 1 Helluva 12-Step Program!


"Net-a-porter has come up with the ultimate gift package for shoe-loving fashionistas this Christmas: a $10,000 shoe subscription that provides a new pair of designer shoes, of your choice, every month for a year. And that's not all: to help make the choosing easier and ensure you love every single pair the package also includes one-one-one expert fashion advice (including an initial consultation and a direct line), sneak previews of upcoming designs, the ability to pre-reserve your favorite styles, and express shipping for satisfyingly fast delivery. It's the ultimate "of the month club," the perfect way to give her exactly what she wants without worrying about picking out the wrong thing, and a guaranteed hit under the Christmas tree."

Information Courtesy Of: Luxist.Com


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CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: This Christmas, online luxury shoe emporium Net-A-Porter has taken subscription based hustling to new, dizzyingly dominatrix-heeled heights! That's right, for the kingly sum of $10,000 a man of means can make his woman truly feel like the luckiest of queens as a member of the "Ultimate Shoe Subscription" club. So, who's been a good girl?

The sky high cost of admission allows girls in the know with pedicured toes (NOTE: No, I do NOT care that it's Winter! Be advised that I expect shaved drumsticks and fully moisturized frames as well. What Y.O.U. think this is? LOL) to slip on 1 choice pair of pricey pumps per month for an entire calendar year with sneak preview privileges, heavy pre-order reserve clout on even the most coveted models as well as direct 1-on-1 contact with the Net-A-Porter resident experts. Not too shabby!

Now, admittedly, 10 racks for a glorified wine club look and your kinda, sorta of very own personal fancy footwear concierge is a bit *Cue Swizz Beatz "So Appalled" Voice* "re-dic-aless", but, sometimes shit just be like that ... lol. My Livestyle ladies can dream, can't they? That was a rhetorical question of course. This is Livestyle.

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