Thursday, May 26, 2011

Hitting Newsstands Next Week: Amber Rose Covers Vibe Magazine's "Sexy" Issue June/July 2011.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Sooooooooooooo, yeah, a few days ago Vibe Magazine released the cover of their upcoming June/July 2011 "Sexy" Issue. Great. Oh, but there was 1 problem. The 1st cover featured a topless Rick Ross tatted to the max and bathing in black diamonds - particularly sporting an unGODly amount of Jesus Pieces that ALL strangely resemble Isaac Hayes as "Black Moses" moonlighting as Black Jesus ... lol. Niggas aint want to see all that. (NOTE: And, for the record, no this is NOT a case of weight discrimination. Unless otherwise posted by my little sister, the currently M.I.A. Aisha, Livestyle has a strict policy against entries dedicated to naked dudes. Nope. Not in my house!)

Thankfully, as it turns out this is a double cover issue and today saw the release of the 2nd marquee featuring everybody's favorite sexxxy ass Newport™ 100's chain-smoking Svedka Robot Girl AKA Ms. Amber Rose. But, hold up though! If the innocent citizenry of America are going to be exposed to the "Bawse"'s boobs when this hits newsstands in a matter of weeks, why come Amber Rose couldn't let her good girls breathe? No arm bra, no nothing? SMH. Whatevs. Her 15 minutes of fame is almost up ... the sex tape soon come ... lol. Holla @ ya boy in BK!

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