Friday, May 6, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: R.I.P. To Jim Jones's Braids.

CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Although this is the type of insipid tabloid drivel that Livestyle stays far away from, I feel like the scalping of Jim Jones's famously filthy braids is a matter of some importance. Why? Because he was 1 of the few remaining and notable pillars of the cornrowed community. As a former braid owner myself, I too know the agony of undoing matted braids and picking clumps of hair out of the shower drain on a weekly basis.

Jim Jones was a valiant soldier in the fight against ANDIS® hair clippers and low-cut Caesars everywhere. Maybe Chrissy told him it was time to clean up. Y.O.U. know shorty aint wanna walk down the aisle with Jomo looking like he just stepped out of a methadone clinic ... lol. This nigga does need to bite the bullet, go and get a 1-against-the-grain and get that comb through S-Curl® the fuck outta here though! LOL. "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLIN'!"

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