CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: Groundhogs never get any L.O.V.E. In fact, the rotund rodent has recently experienced a major P.R. set back @ the hands of the GEICO insurance company thanks to a less than flattering commercial currently running on television depicting these pleasant Woodchucks as reckless wood chucking miscreants H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks bent on ruining a farmer's land. Smh. Fortunately, much like dogs, every groundhog has it's day. And, if your name happens to be Punxsutawney Phil, today might as well be your birthday!
Each February 2nd, the nation's eyes are fixed on Pennsylvania (NOTE: And to a lesser extent Staten Island, New York as well. Shout out to Staten Island Chuck for not giving a fuck ... lol.) as we await this bushy tailed talisman's Spring forecast. Will Spring make an early entrance this year or do we have to wait another grueling 6 weeks for some sunshine around here? This is serious business. I mean, I am more than ready for Winter to get the fuck outta here already! LOL.
Anyway, early this morning Punxsutawney Phil crawled out of his cozy little hole and DID see his shadow! Translation: Early Spring here we come! Not so fast though. The analytically anal spoil sports @ National Geographic had to come through on some real hater shit and drop the bomb that the little homie Phil is only right like 40% of the time. Whatever. Per Punxsutawney Phil's optimistic weather prediction, I'm on my above the thaw shit b! LOL. Holla @ ya boy in BK!
BONUS:
For your consideration I would now like to present the GEICO commercial in question, in it's entirety, as referenced in the main body of this post. The following video contains character reenactments of a malicious nature and may be objectionable to members of the groundhog/woodchuck community. Viewer discretion is advised. Everybody else should find it funny though ... lol. Cheers!
Each February 2nd, the nation's eyes are fixed on Pennsylvania (NOTE: And to a lesser extent Staten Island, New York as well. Shout out to Staten Island Chuck for not giving a fuck ... lol.) as we await this bushy tailed talisman's Spring forecast. Will Spring make an early entrance this year or do we have to wait another grueling 6 weeks for some sunshine around here? This is serious business. I mean, I am more than ready for Winter to get the fuck outta here already! LOL.
Anyway, early this morning Punxsutawney Phil crawled out of his cozy little hole and DID see his shadow! Translation: Early Spring here we come! Not so fast though. The analytically anal spoil sports @ National Geographic had to come through on some real hater shit and drop the bomb that the little homie Phil is only right like 40% of the time. Whatever. Per Punxsutawney Phil's optimistic weather prediction, I'm on my above the thaw shit b! LOL. Holla @ ya boy in BK!
BONUS:
For your consideration I would now like to present the GEICO commercial in question, in it's entirety, as referenced in the main body of this post. The following video contains character reenactments of a malicious nature and may be objectionable to members of the groundhog/woodchuck community. Viewer discretion is advised. Everybody else should find it funny though ... lol. Cheers!
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