Thursday, December 16, 2010

Keri Hilson Performs "Pretty Girl Rock" @ Her Vibe Magazine Cover Release Party x A Special Livestyle Commentary On "Hoe-Business".


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS: As an able bodied heterosexual man who has had an eye on Ms. Keri Hilson for quite some time, one might, with good reason, presume that I would be ALL over this new and improved (?) extra sexified version of "Keri Baby" ... AKA Ms. Hilson if you're nasty. But, I'm actually not. Why? Because her "man-eater" shenanigans reek of desperation and seem forced. On the low, I wouldn't be surprised if shorty is really a lesbian ... real talk. Yup, that's just how awkward this whole sex-pot schtick seems coming from her. She moves with a lack of confidence that is painful to watch. It is as if we are witnessing the confused interpretation of what it means to be erotically provocative as seen through the doe-like eyes of a young actor whom is neither comfortable nor conversant with either the "slutty" and/or the "sexy" demands of her new role.

Message To Keri Hilson: Y.O.U. are much too talented to have to resort to the slut crutch so early in your career. It's like Y.O.U. don't trust the music on your new album to speak for itself and, instead, decided to hitch your wagon to the tired floozy float in the already crowded hoe parade. No bueno. Message To The Livestyle Community: Please be advised that there is NO conflict of interest here boys and girls. I will shamelessly watch AND enjoy this video. Sure, I'll judge myself a bit, but we ALL know that the bulk of the blame rests on her pretty ass ... lol. Holla @ ya boy in BK!


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