Gimmie The Loot: "And If She's Resistant ... BLOGGER, BLOGGER, BLOGGER!"

Recently I was informed by a few of my close friends and family members (Yes, I am talking to Y.O.U. Kyle AKA 401K) that they have grown really tired of my random emails interrupting their productive work days. In their exasperation they suggested that I either shut the fuck up OR start compiling my rants into blogs, stuffing them into canisters and shooting them into cyberspace! If you are reading this, then you know that I chose the latter. Sooooooooooooooooo, here I am ... read 'em and weep kid!