What Did The Penis Say To The Girl's Face?

"Teen charged with lewd act

By Megan Coleman
Monday, September 29, 2008 at 11:06 a.m.

MEXICO, OSWEGO COUNTY [NY] -- An Oswego County teenager is accused of performing a lewd act. The 16-year-old is facing several charges stemming from the bizarre incident.

The Oswego County Sheriff's department issued the following press release:

On 9/26/08 at 3:35 p.m., a 16 year old male residing in the Town of Mexico was arrested for Endangering the Welfare of a Child, a class A misdemeanor, and Sexual Abuse, Third Degree, and Public Lewdness, both class B misdemeanors, after being accused of hitting a female student in the face with his penis after asking her if she had ever had a “mushroom stamp.” The incident occurred while riding on a school bus in the presence of other students. The youth was released on appearance tickets and is scheduled to answer the charges before Town of Mexico Court on 10/07/08."

Information Courtesy Of: WSTM.Com/News


CHRIS LIVE AKA SHAKER SAYS:  What's the matter with these kooky kids?  A "mushroom stamp"?  Really? Personally, I blame Soulja Boy ... lol. What a way to start the school year. I can't lie though, I would have found this hilariously disrespectful back when I was on school ... except, @ 16, I rode the F train to school, so such shenanigans would have probably been just a little weird ... lol. Sidenote: Who knew that there was a "Mexico" New York?